Meet Bosco, the monkey who trades gold

Bosco looked like an ordinary Japanese Macaque , however, he had a hidden side.

"Gold GOLD! Mountains of gold!" Bosco cheered as he strolled through his secret warehouse packed to the brim with gold bars.

Bosco, was secretly a gold salesman. However, nobody wanted to buy.

"Why does no one want to buy gold!? Gold is the most secure currency out there! Besides, who wouldn't want to live like they own Fort Knox!?"

It was then that Bosco got an idea. "I'll advertise my business... AS A WEBNOVEL!"

Bosco was certain he had... struck gold with this one. He quickly found a webnoval site and posted his company slogan as a novel.

"Genre they say? Hmm. Ah yes, perhaps I'll add boys love and girls love for the clicks, and some action and romance too. Who cares if they're not in the story, I want people buying my gold. Hmm, perhaps I should flood the homepage with my advertisements. Yes, YES! Your website is MINE! Kinkakakakakaka!

BANG!

Bosco fell to the ground limp with a tranquilizer dart lodged in his ass. He had been found. As for his fate, a mad scientist merged himself with Bosco and used his gold for funds.

[The end]

P.S. April Fools!