Chapter 1

It was the 1st day of school omg! I’m kinda excited for school because then I can bang all the boys! I hope people notice me! uwu I’m Penny btw, I’m in 8th grade, and I go to Eisenhower Middle (not the real one tho, it’s a fictional story afterall) OwO! I got my schedule and oh no! I don’t share any periods with my boobookins! My boobookins is my boyfriend btw. But, I cheat on him all the time but don’t tell him that otherwise I won’t be able to be his discord kitten anymore! His name is Edward btw. Well, maybe me not having any periods with him is a good thing cause now I can cheat on him easier. Yay! So, I go to 1st period which is yearbook. I sadly don’t have any friends in that period. 🙁 I guess I’ll have to make some friends ugh! I walked into class and noticed a shy looking girl. She had glasses on, lol nerd. I walked up to her. “Hiiii!” I say to her. “Hi…” she said. “Ima sit with you now cause I don’t have any friends in this class.” I say and then sit next to her. We then, as a class, worked on the beginnings of the yearbook. As I was making cutouts next to my new friend I noticed a hot looking boy across the room. He had blonde hair and blue eyes, omg how dreamy! I could totally smash him! I then came to a horrible realization… I had a fart coming! I’m too pretty for that! Slay! Anyways, so I needed to get out of that class, and fast! I could not embarrass myself like that in front of my entire class! I raised my hand but the teacher was busy “helping a student” when in reality she was just bending down showing her cheeks to the entire class. I couldn’t hold it any longer tho, I needed to fart. I told myself that “I’ll just blame it on the nerd next to me, Everyone will totally believe me right?” So I let it rip and… OMG!!! Poop sprayed all over the classroom! My cheekies were covered in brown! I pushed the nerd for fun and then ran out of class. I’m never going into that class again! I cleaned myself off and had a mental breakdown in the bathroom. In the middle of it I heard a voice coming from outside the stall I was sitting in. “Hey… are you ok?” It was the nerd girl. “Wowsers, you still care about me?” I ask. “Yeah, your kinda weird but I still like you, in a friend way of course!” she said. “Wowwy! Thanks!” I hope that everyone forgets what happened by tomorrow, I can’t let my social status go down the drain! I walked out of the stall and hugged the nerd. “Oh! I hope everyone forgets this happened!” I squeezed her and felt her get warmer. “You got a fever? Eww don’t get me sick!” I immediately pull away from her. “Also, what’s your name? Mine is Penny.” I introduced myself. “Charlotte is my name.” Then the bell rang so off to 2nd period! 2nd period is math, ugh, hate it! But at least I have it with my bestie, Lily! She has blond hair and blue eyes and kinda looks like the female version of the hot boy in yearbook. I stepped into class and of course Lily’s late ugh! I immediately noticed a hot brown haired, green eyed boy and omg he’s just as dreamy as the last boy! I definitely banging him before the end of the year! I sit behind him. “Hi, handsome!” I say to him. “Heh, I’m flattered. What’s your name? I heard your popular here.” He said to me. “I’m Penny. Are you new here?” I ask him. “Yeah, I am. My name is John btw.” He introduced himself. I actually had an ex with that same name but I didn’t want to tell him that, tee hee! Anyway, Lily finally showed up to class like, 10 minutes late. She sat next to me. “Hi, bestieeeee!” She says. “Hiiii! Your late.” I greet her. “I know!” she leans into my ear. “I was banging Jacob.” She whispered in my ear. Jacob is her boyfriend, he’s pretty hot and I haven’t banged him yet, but I want to! She got him over the summer so I haven’t seen him that much. “Wowsers. Really?” I say. “Yass!” she says. “What are you ladies talking about? Your supposed to be paying attention to the math!” The teacher yelled at us. “Ugh!” I say to Lily. “Same.” She responses. Eventually, the class ends so off to 3rd period! 3rd period is theatre for me and also for Lily! Yay! OwO Me and Lily walked into class and sat next to our bestie Emily!

Emily has brown hair and blue-green eyes. She has theatre with us so yay! I just now realized I forgot to tell you what I look like. I have gorgeous brown hair and dreamy green eyes. That’s why everyone wants to be with me and why I’m so popular! OwO “Hiiii, I missed you guys!” Emily said. “You literally saw us this morning.” I said. “Still missed you.” Emily said. We all talked to each other that entire class and didn’t pay attention to any of it. “I think that boy over there is totally cute.” Lily said pointing to a brown haired, dark brown eyed boy with glasses, across the room. “I heard he has a twin sister and his name is Mark.” Said Emily. “He’s in my 1st period and his twin sister is in my 2nd period.” Emily said again. “Who’s his twin sister?” Lily asks. “A girl named Charlotte.” Emily responded. “Oh! That girl is in my 1st period. Speaking of periods, what’s your guys’ schedules, I forgot.” I asked them. “My 1st period is a/v tech, 2nd is math with my lovely Penny, 3rd is right now, 4th is health, 5th is band, 6th is english, 7th is history, and 8th is science.” Lily said. “Well, mine is, 1st period science, 2nd period journalism, 3rd period theatre, 4th period math, 5th period orchestra, 6th period english, 7th period athletics, and 8th period history.” Emily said. “Ok” I said. Class ended so now I had to go to 4th period science. I have a friendenemy in there. Her name is Jennifer and she helped break up me and my now ex John in 7th grade. He broke up with me cause he found out was cheating on him with a bunch of men. Woopsies! After we broke up he got with Jennifer who used to be a bestie till we found out she was with John. Now we’re friend/enemy. I actually started dating John during the beginning of 7th grade. After the first semester Lily came to our school and became part of our friend group consisting of me, Emily, and Jennifer. Lily taught me the joy of sleeping around so I started doing it and started liking it! Anyway, backstory aside, I walked into class and didn’t recognize anyone but Jennifer so I sat next to her. “Why are you sitting next to me?” Jennifer asked. “I don’t know nobody.” I say to her. “Ugh!” She moans. “What’s your problem?” I ask. “I don’t like you. That’s my problem.” she says. Ugh, how rude! 😡 “Your not even Penny anymore! Your just Lily the bitch!” She started to raise her voice. “Um, excuse me!” I say. “That’s why no one likes you!” She gets up from her seat. I get up and say. “Everyone likes me! What are you talking about?!” “Your wrong! You are a bitch just like Lily and that’s why John broke up with you and got with me!” She then slapped me in the face, leaving a red mark on my face! How could anyone do this to me?! 😲 Now my face has this red mark on it! At least people will take pity on me! UwU “Hey! Why you slappin people!?” The teacher came over and dragged Jennifer away as we continued to yell back and forth. “I’m so sorry that happened to you!” A girl said from behind me. I turn around and see she has black hair and blue eyes. “Hi, I’m Skye and I would love to be your friend!” Skye said to me. “Uh, sure, I guess.” I say. “Yay!” She drags me to her table. “This is Charlotte, my best friend.” she says. “Oh, I already know her. She’s in yearbook with me.” I say. “That’s great!” Skye says. “We sit next to each other.” Charlotte says. “Wowwy!” Skye responses. Science ends after a while so off to band! I have it with Lily as well so, yay! “So what’s your next period?” Skye scares me when she asks that. “Uh, band?” I say, confused on why she just jumpscared me. “Gasp! I have band too! Yay!” Skye says as she hugs me. “Yay…” I say. I’m starting to not like this “Skye” girl. At least Charlotte wasn’t all clingy like this! Skye won’t leave me alone! Ugh! I’ll just have to deal with this clingy and annoying human being I guess! We walk to band together and Lily is surprisingly not late! “Lilyyyy!” I run up and hug her. “Pennyyyy!” she hugs me back. “Hi!” Skye waves at us. “Who’s that?” Lily asks “Skye is my name! I’m a new friend of Penny.” Skye introduces herself. “Why are you friends with this loser? She seems annoying!” Lily says. “Felt like it.” I say. “I’m going to sit with you now.” Skye says. “Ugh!” Lily says. I tell Lily everything that happened in 4th period with Jennifer. “Wow! What a meanie!” Lily said. We continued talking and Skye would chime in a lot. I could tell Lily was getting annoyed at her presence and I was too! Eventually, class ends so, off to lunch! I’m starving so yeah! I sit next to Lily and Emily and Skye and Charlotte sit on the other end of the table, thank goodness! So, Lily rants to Emily about Skye and Jennifer. “They don’t seem that bad.” Emily says. “Charlotte’s a nerd so, eww and Skye is sooooo annoying!” Lily continues to rant until the bell rings for 6th period. We all have english so, we can all walk together! Yay! But, sadly, Lily has a different english class! 🙁 Lily walks into her class and me and Emily walk into ours. We sit next to each other and then a hot boy sits in front of me! He has brown hair and blue eyes! Eeeeeee! “Hey, beautiful, what’s your name?” Omg his voice is so dreamy! “Penny! What’s yours? Handsome…” I say to him while tucking part of my hair behind my ear. “Johnathen. You wanna meet in the bathroom afterschool and “have some fun”. I would love to do “it” with you, princess.” He hotly whispers in my ear. “Omg! Yass! I would love to, hun.” I say, winking at him after I said “hun”. He turned around and I feel as though I can’t take my eyes off him. Even though it’s just the back of his head. “Hey, Penny, I feel like Lily was over exaggerating when it came to Skye. Skye seems really nice and I feel like Lily was being rude to Skye and even Charlotte a little.” Emily said. “I think what she said was fine.” I say. “Whatever.” Emily says. 6th period ends so now it’s 7th period Athletics. Ugh! Now I’m going to get all sweaty! Emily gets to walk with me because we both have the same class! Eeeee! OwO We walk into the gym and I notice Skye and Charlotte. Ugh! They’re in this class too! “Hi! I’m Emily.” Emily walks over and introduces herself. First, she tried defending them against Lily and now she introduces herself! What a loser! Still love her tho! UwU “Hi! I saw you sitting next to Penny! You seem soooo cool since you’re besties with Penny!” Skye says. Gosh, what a simp! “You forgot to introduce yourself. I’m Charlotte and I think you’re in my 2nd, 5th, and now 7th period. It’s nice to meet you.” Charlotte says. “Yeah, you're right! I think you’re in my 2nd and now 7th period! I hope we can be friends!” Skye introduces herself. Gosh, so pushy! And annoying! “Sure, We can be friends.” Emily says. “Yay!” Skye jumps in the air a little. She acts like a little kid sometimes, ugh! After a lot of agony later (physically and emotionally btw) it was time for the last period of the day! Yay! Only problem being its history! Ugh! So boring! At least I have it with Emily! “So what are yall’s next period?” Skye jumpscares us with the sudden question. “It’s history for the both of us, why?” Emily responses. “I have history too! Charlotte as well but it’s in a different class.” Skye says. “Oh…” I say. We walk in the class and sit in assigned seats! Ugh! Now I can’t sit next to Emily! At least Skye can’t sit next to us. I notice there's this boy sitting behind Skye tho and he real pretty! He has long golden locks and pretty brown eyes! I def wanna bang him! OwO He seems to be staring at Skye tho but, I know as soon as he finds out how annoying she is, he gonna come running to me! 😍 Eventually, the boring class ended and school was finally over! Now, I can go see my boobookins! I saw him this morning but it’s still felt like an eternity since I’ve seen him! I’m now standing in the courtyard waiting for my beloved boobookins! “Sugardumpcake! Your cheekies lookin fine as always.” Edward, my boobookins, said. “Boobookins! I missed you!” I hug him and he squeezes my cheekies. “I love it when you do that.” I say in a seductive voice. “Woah! Easy there, baby. I can't have sex with you yet, I gotta go to football practice!” He says. “I gotta go to, but maybe one day!” I say. I’ve been begging for Edward to bang me ever since I started dating him but he’s just so stubborn! Still love him, but if he ever finds out I’ve been cheating he better not get too mad… hopefully he never finds out. UwU We part ways and I head to the bathroom, knowing who’s there waiting for me. I’m so excited! Jonathan is one of the most popular guys in the school. Lily banged him in 7th grade and she said getting banged by him was the best! Eeeeeee! Can’t wait! “Hey baby, you ready?” He greets me while holding a condom in his hand. “Always…” I say in a seductive voice as we head into the stall to bang! UwU