the monster

A dark room, with a red button in the middle of it. Mirja, now wearing a black suit, is walking to it; he has an evil smile on his face while adjusting his tie. Reaching the place where the button is...

misterious voice: now, you only need to press it, and everything will end

Mirja: You don't needa tell me that twice, Sir

-Mirja presses the button, but nothing happens-

misterious voice: you need to enter the password first

-Mirja glares at the void, but just nods  in resignation-

Mirja: give me a clue at least!

Misterious voice: who murdered Abraham Lincoln?

Mirja: wut?

Misterious voice: Mirja Sathaz!, answer, WHO MURDERED ABRAHAM LINCOLN?!

Mirja: what the-

-then, he opens his eyes quickly, while his face also raises from his desk-

Mirja: fuck?!

-the whole classroom laughs at the foolish answer of Mirja. The teacher keeps in silence but then just exhales-

Teacher: Mirja, get out of the classroom in this instant!

Mirja: (shit)

-but then, Mirja feels a hand placed on his back; is Juvel!-

Juvel: teacher, I know my *glances at Mirja*... friend Mirja is not a good student at all, not even a decent one, but, please, may you forgive him this time?, he hasn't slept since 2 days ago!, he told me that he has been quite busy these days, working to bring some money to his house, since his family is passing through difficult times with bills he needs to help his parents, so, please, please *bows* forgive my friend for sleeping during class!

Teacher: just because you say so, Juvel... *looks at Mirja* but I warn you, if you sleep while I'm explaining again, I will make sure that your parents will get to know about it, and not even God will save you if that happens

-The teacher continues with his speech-

Mirja: *turns to see Juvel* damn bro, thank you!, I thought I was already fucked up! *tries to bump fists with Juvel*

Juvel: *rejects his hand* hey, don't act as if we were actual friends, I just defended you because you are literally fucking extorting me to do so!

Mirja: *moving his hand to the back of his head* oh, ye, I forgot about that, but, hey, you can't deny that I'm a genius, I knew that having the teacher's pet as my ally would be a perfect idea

Juvel: Who the fuck are you calling ''teacher's pet''?

------CLASSES END(NOW MIRJA FORCES JUVEL TO HANG OUT WITH HIM AFTER CLASSES)------

Juvel: so... *playing smash bros in an arcade machine with Mirja* when will you start the plan?

Mirja: I don't know man *does a grab* maybe when I feel ready

Juvel: Haven't you been saying that since like 2 weeks ago? *fights back*

Mirja: yeah but, I don't know man *upper cut* I mean, I've been even having really *spams back airs and neutrals* weird dreams lately, I feel scared not gonna lie...

Juvel: well, I already knew you were a weirdo *punishes* but, I didn't know you were THAT weirdo *upper cut* but, meh, I should've guessed that you *spams upper cuts* like that kind of girls since you always chose female Corrin when we play this shit...

Mirja: *blushes and lacks concentration in the game, he ends up losing* Okay man, lemme clarify this!, Eleanor isn't my type at all!, she is scary as hell and probably I'd end up dead if I dared to flirt with her, so don't make any odd ideas, get it?!

Juvel: is that so?, then why so flustered and anxious?

Mirja: *stays speechless and just punches Juvel in the face with all of his strength*

Juvel: *resists* *sigh* fine, I get it... but, actually, what do you mean by ''when I feel ready?''

Mirja: I don't know how to deal with her yet

Juvel: why don't you do the same you did with me?

Mirja: (bc readers would find it predictable and dull LMAO) because, she doesn't have any shit which's still unknown, and I think that even if she had one she wouldn't give a fuck about it... and she is like a whole head taller than me or you, and far stronger too so beatin' up her is NOT an option at all

Juvel: so I guess you should change the target?

Mirja: *keeps staring at the arcade screen* I have an idea, but I don't know if you will like it

-mirja whispers something-

Juvel: you are the most disgusting person I've ever met

Mirja: C'mon!

------------------------------------------------------THE NEXT DAY-------------------------------------------------------------

Classes end as always, but, as always too, there are scenes that seem to be a rule in every school. Maybe it's just the human nature being the human nature. Maybe just the hormones working. Or maybe just a bad joke from God, or a really good luck if you are into maso shit.

Random guy: this is all I can afford *gives 10 dollars to someone*

???: you know *pins him against the wall and places her fingers around his neck* this isn't enough, do you wanna make me angry?

Random guy: I'm sorry!, I'm sorry!

???: *punches him in the face, making his head hit against the wall* what should I do?, you knew the rules, bitch, so don't pretend to be the victim *caresses his face slowly*

Random guy: *cries a bit* d-don't touch me, p-please!

???: and what will you do about-

-A can hits the back of her head-

???: oh, so did you bring a friend with you?, you sissy bitch... *punches him once more* *lets him kneel bc of the pain and then turns to see who dared to hit her* ohhhhh, I haven't expected that to be honest

Juvel: Let him go!, abusive... hoe! *does his best to look strong* (Mirja, if whatever you are thinking to beat Eleanor doesn't work, I'll make sure that we will go to hell together)

Eleanor: what a cutie *walks towards him and pats his head* does the lil' princess wanna play? *grabs his head with some of her strength* I don't know if it's a good idea, what would happen if I, not-that-accidentally, broke you? 

Juvel: *visibly affraid, not only because of the fact that she is touching the top of his head, but also bc of the evident size and strength difference* *he stays speechless, frozen in place, without moving a single inch* *then he remembers about his parents, and how much he wants to not dissappoint them* (even her fists are nothing compared to what Mirja will do to my life if I don't do this...)

Eleanor: *toying with his hair* haha, When I called you ''princess'' I was joking, but, you actually smell quite nice-

Juvel: *gabs her arm and gets it off from his head* *looks up to her, with determination filling his eyes* let's see how much of a princess I actually am, big idiot!

TO BE CONTINUED 

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