Chapter 65:

Madoka got kidnapped again

Spice of life [Remake]


The next morning, Madoka arrived just as the restaurant opened. However, before she could set foot inside, she vanished.

"Did she just get kidnapped...again?" Rika groaned.

...

"MMPH MMPH!" Madoka protested as she was thrown on the floor of a warehouse bound and gagged.

"Buwahahahaha! Time for revenge you little shit!" Jester angrily sneered as he ripped the tape off Madoka's mouth. 

While he appeared to be moving around just fine, Jester was now wearing a neck brace and had band-aids littering his face and clothes.

"Huh!? I thought you'd be out of commission for a few days!" Madoka fumed.

"Too bad! My dark ninjutsu makes me impervious to damage! I only gave you leeway in the past to make you drop your guard!" Jester laughed as his ninjas appeared and began playing his themesong.

"YO YOI! I am the greatest criminal from the depths of Edo. The great daimyo of organized crime. Everyone fears my name! For every atrocity, I have attained! Murder! Kidnapping! Drug Smuggling! None can match my Might! Theft! Assault! War Crimes! All now fear my wrath! With my evil ninjitsu I will conquer all that’s good. They say Jesters are the fools, WELL WHO'S LAUGHING NOW DUMBASS! Lalalalalala! Jester-sama is the evil, dastardly, wicked, inhumane, dark ninjutsu daimyo! Oh oh oh oh! Yooooooo!”

"I hate having to hear that cringe everytime he kidnaps me," Madoka thought.

"Buwahahahaha! Madoka! Now that you have heard the power of my movement restricting themesong, you're chances of escape are zero!" Jester laughed as he slapped a new piece of tape over Madoka's mouth.

The ninjas then surrounded Madoka with barrels of TNT before retreating outside the warehouse. Jester followed shortly after lighting the fuse. A few minutes later, the warehouse went up in a ball of fire.

"VICTORY!" Jester laughed.

"Wow, we didn't even need to fight," a ninja shrugged.

"That was only the backup, but she failed to escape, and so we didn't need to jump her and chuck her into the fire."

"Uh, boss, isn't that her on that building over there?" a ninja asked as he pointed to a nearby building.

"Huh? I don't see anything... DID SHE JUST ESCAPE WITHOUT ME NOTICING!? [F*** YOU] MADOKA! THIS ISN'T OVER YET!"

...

Madoka huffed proudly as she once again stood at the entrance of the restaurant.

"Oh hey, you actually DID escape," Rika whistled.

"Of course I did, and in 5 minutes tops. Now gimme my crepes," Madoka ordered.

Suddenly, Jester's hand clamped over Madoka's mouth as he flew by on a ladder dangling from a helicopter.

"Buwahahaha! Let's see you go splat like a pancake!" Jester laughed as the helicopter rose higher and higher into the sky.

Jester then released Madoka and giddily watched as she screamed and fell.

"Madoka KICK!" Madoka yelled as she kicked the air and managed to break the momentum of her fall and landed on top of a building unharmed.

"HUH!? Jester cried out in shock as his eyes and tongue leaped out of his face.

"Not bad girl. Though I mastered sky jumping at a younger age than what you are," Rika smirked as she relaxed and headed back into the restaurant.

Madoka then stuck her tongue out while giving Jester the middle finger as Jester began to fume. In his rage, Jester failed to notice the infamous thief, Dastard perched atop the roof of a nearby building.

"Why look at this. It's a grenade I stole from an I.L.U. stockpile. It seems I, the Dastardly thief have had a small change of heart. I feel like giving this one thing that I stole, back," Dastard mockingly sneered as he lobbed a grenade at Jester's helicopter.

BOOM!

A soot covered Jester and ninja army immediately flew off into the sky. "F*** YOU MADOKA!" Jester cried as he flew into the distance.

"My, so he's focused solely on the young Ginkawa girl now. Seems he's got a new obsessive rivalry on his hands," Dastard shrugged as he vanished.

"And now that clown should be gone for good," Madoka smiled as she entered the restaurant and sat down at her usual spot.

"That was pretty impressive sky jumping," Rika smiled as she brought Madoka her crepes.

"Sky jumping?"

"Yeah, its a technique that allows you to jump through the sky."

"I CAN JUMP THROUGH THE SKY!?"

"Wait, you didn't know you could?"

"This is actually the first time I did that, but my kicks are so powerful that I figured I might be able to kick the sky and slow my momentum."

"Well in that case, all you gotta do is practice and you should be able to master it. Just let your mom know first and be weary of the physical toll."

"Thanks for the advice, Rika. I'll see you tonight again for the big dinner," Madoka smiled as she finished her meal and paid the bill.

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