I'm shaving my head COMPLETELY bald! (Not clickbait)

Yo! Name's Cindy Cinders. I'm the next big star to grace the internet. What? You say I barely got any views on my videos? Bullshit! I'm one of the cutest girls in America! Just look at my massive melons, my smooth shiny legs, and naturally, my beautiful pageant-winning face. I'm so hot I got swarms of girls swooning over me too! So don't tell me I'm not destined for the limelight!

Besides, I've been putting in a long-term investment to ensure I'd go viral. Can ya guess what it is? Money? I'm dirt poor dumbass! Hell, I find myself just struggling to pay off my expenses on my credit card! And I try to watch my spending! But guess my shitty part-time job doesn't pay shit. Not to mention I'm in danger of being fired cuz my boss is an asshole and thinks my image and antics are ruining business. Um, I have a life outside work!

Anyway, my long-term investment? Uh, my long curly hair. I've been growing this shit out since I was 5, now 14 years later, this shit's so long, I gotta shove the ends into my sneakers to stop it from dragging along the ground whenever I'm too lazy to tie it up. And in case ya don't know, American streets are FILTHY! Like seriously, sidewalks are like a minefield of gum and shit! Anyway, I've made sure to keep it in good condition. Though I guess I've been really pushing the boundaries on it. See, my hair's actually naturally straight and blonde, but I had it all permed and dyed red and orange like a fire. That shit took HOURS, but it did go viral for a bit. Though no major news station or site really picked it up.

But that all changes cuz today, I'm about to go viral. How? Well duh, I'm shaving my head completely bald. Huh? What do you mean I'm insane!? It'll rake in the views and ad revenue big time! Plus my hair's so long, I'm bound to break a world record for most extreme makeover. Not to mention, I found a great place to do it at; Rebel goddess salon and spa. I was actually here just yesterday and had them give me their complete hair removal package for everything from the neck down. Not like I really had any hair there to remove anyway, but I was mainly there for the experience. And speaking of which, that vod will be available to top tier subscribers, so if you wanna see peak femininity, you gotta subtribe and join the platinum tier. Trust me, seeing my beautiful nude body getting pampered is worth the $10.99. Now without further ado, let's enter before people start thinking I'm loitering.

"Ah hello ma'am, welcome back. What brings you in today?" the woman behind the counter asked.

"I'm here to finish the job and embrace the all-smooth look."

"'All smooth'? If I recall correctly we gave you our complete premier permanent hair removal service, just yesterday."

"Yeah, for everything from the neck down. Now I want ya to do everything from the neck up."

"Everything? No, you couldn't possibly."

I smirk and fluff out my hair, untucking the ends of it from my sneakers in the process. At this point, I don't care if it drags along the ground, it's all getting shaved off.

"I want ya to shave me balder than any girl on the planet! Oh, and since I'm filming like last time..."

Unlike yesterday, there was a sadness in her eyes. She also kept questioning why I'd do such a thing as I explained some of the things I wanted her to make sure she did. Guess I'll answer that question for you viewers at home. See lately, it's become a big trend for girls, especially girls that stream, to have all their hair shaved off and go completely bald. And when I say completely bald, I mean COMPLETELY BALD! Like, razor and shaving cream bald, hot wax, depilatory cream, heck, even lasering your head on the spot to ensure the bald look is eternal. Oh and eyebrows n' eyelashes gotta go too. Same goes for any body hair. Can't rock the all-smooth look unless you're completely and permanently hairless.

But why is such a trend catching on with women? Well ever hear of a streamer named Astrid? Girl's a legend, and dubbed the queen of crazy. Her first few videos were her eating a cactus and plucking out her eyelashes before having them lasered. But what really put her on the map was when she lost two massive bets. The first was against the equally legendary Leona who won an intense gaming gauntlet, and as a result, Astrid not only had to shave her head and eyebrows, but wax them too! But what really cemented her status as a bald icon, was her second big bet. See she was pretty salty about getting wrecked by Crowboy in the bonus round of Mara and Squeegee's Jamboree, so she implemented a challenge, where every time she lost a crown, she'd wax her entire head on the spot and well, her hair follicles were slaughtered that day. I hear that's why she was so willing to laser her head and eyebrows and embrace the look permanently.

Shortly after, Leona ended up joining her in baldness, but unlike her, decided not to slaughter her hair follicles and grew her hair back. Astrid meanwhile got so bald, she became immune to the pain of wax. It was then that she decided to try and make it a trend for girls to shave all their hair off. And just a few months ago, Leona lost the subscriber milestone bet and had to shave her head again in order to get Astrid's logo inked on her head. But Leona decided to nearly go all-out. She had her head shaved, her eyebrows shaved, her head waxed and covered in depilatory cream. She even had here eyelashes plucked out, and came real close to being permanently hairless. She didn't laser her head, but after claiming that she was now balder than Astrid, Astrid revealed that her eyelashes were fake all along and that she had plucked them all out and lasered them off years ago. Even uploaded a video of it, but since it was one of her older videos, the quality wasn't the greatest and it didn't have a lot of views.

Thus, the trend became going completely hairless, though Astrid herself had some leniency for eyelashes, since apparently her biggest regret is actually lasering them off. Though fake lashes are a thing, so f*** the lashes. What? eyelashes are actually important for keeping shit out of your eyes? Not mine! You know how many times I get eyelashes stuck in my eyes? They can get incinerated by the laser. Besides, most girls that do this don't even bother with the fake lashes and just rock the all-smooth look with pride.

Now it's time for me to join the club, and get a shit ton of views and ad revenue.  And for the occasion, I decided to deck myself out in my trademark red bra-top, jean skirt, and white sneakers. I don't wear socks, but I do wear panties; laced purple today. And if you wanna see some great panty shots and more, gotta join my N00dz only account. What? You think I'm wasting time shilling instead of shaving? You think this is all clickbait? Bullshit! In fact, I'm just measuring out my hair right now as you can plainly see, and once that's done, NO MERCY!

Since my hair didn't end up being long enough to break a record, the official world record people didn't show up. Assholes, do they not know I'm about to sacrifice all this hair and go bald forever!? Or do they not care cuz I'm not big and popular. Well being popular isn't always great. I mentioned before how great Leona and Astrid are, but because they're so popular, they also get scrutinized more by lousy assholes that just wanna ruin everyone's fun. Those two stand their ground, but many others fall. I guess if you're super popular, you can have some ground to stand on, but you fall in one of the unlucky ranges or piss off some big shot in power, your ass is screwed.

Anyway, measuring's done so it's shaving time. Since this salon's fancy, they allow you the choice of robe or cape. Though if they aren't getting any full-body treatment, you can't strip. Well, I'm lightly dressed anyway, so throwing the robe on over my clothes is no biggie. Anyway, now that I'm sitting pretty, it's time for the shave. So subscribe now, to get notified when the video drops!

Huh? You still think this is all clickbait or a prank? BULLSHIT! IT'S NOT!