I shaved my head completely bald!? Crazy girl destroys all her hair follicles for views (NOT clickbait)

YO! Welcome to the stream! Today... I'm shaving all my hair off, and embracing the #All-smooth #Completely bald look. This is NOT clickbait, nor some AI deepfake, this shit is REAL, and it's streaming LIVE on my channel, Cindy Cinders on both Ewetube and Snitch.

The stylist, name's Judy, is in a bad mood though. I get a girl going completely bald is insanely taboo, but come on, you do hair removal services here. And apparently they shave guys' heads, so why can't they shave girls too? Anyway, after getting everything set up, it's time to begin.

Judy lets out a heavy sigh and tries to talk me out of this one last time. After telling her the obvious no, she lets out ANOTHER sigh and turns on the clippers. I guess it hasn't hit me that I'm about to go bald for the rest of my life, or maybe my mind's more filled with how to maximize the experience for profit. After all, I only get one take. Naturally, I got a shit ton of cameras, all with new memory cards and fully charged batteries on stand-by. Shit mutilated my bank account, but I'll be making it all back and then some. Even hired a professional photographer too, since I want this shit to be high quality.

As the clippers make first contact with my hair, I let out a playful scream as a line of skin begins to form, and my hair begins plummeting to the ground. To make matters even better content wise, my hair is so thick, the clippers are having trouble shaving it. Sheesh, even my hair doesn't want to get shaved off, but this was a 14-year plan in the making, so it's all gotta go!

It took nearly 10 minutes, but my head was now covered in nothing but peach fuzz. That was quickly remedied as Judy began mowing a foil shaver all over my head and face. Naturally, I requested her to make it look like she accidentally shaved my eyebrows off by mistake, but I guess she's not a great actress. It probably would have been better to have someone more deranged doing the shaving, but no one like that works at this place. In fact, heard someone actually got fired for shaving a woman completely bald against her will a few months ago. Missed it by that much. Me getting a surprise shave would have been even better for views, but oh well, I can act.

Once Judy finished up with the foil shaver, it was on to the main event; the shaving cream. I was very specific on how to do this. First, lather and shave just my head and eyebrows, then lather and shave my head and face. Why so specific? The thumbnail. I need some shots of me actually getting shaved to generate clicks. If people see a clear image of me with no sign of hair and my head and eyebrows covered in shaving cream, people will click on it regardless if they think the image is real or fake. Naturally, I won't spoil my final look in the thumbnail, but I will hype it up.

After getting some thumbnail worthy shots, Judy shaved me thrice making sure I was smooth and shiny. Right here and now, it would be fair to call it quits, but I'm going all in on this trend.

"So ever waxed a girl's head before?" I grinned as Judy began smearing wax all over my head and face.

"Regrettably, you're my first."

"Ain't that a good thing?"

"I was hoping I'd never have to wax a woman's head. What's wrong with the girls of today?" she sighed as she smeared a glob of wax over my mouth, sealing it up.

Mmmph ngh mmph ngh mmph, but if I gagged my thoughts, you wouldn't have a clue what I'm thinking. But for the video, viewers just get my muffled protests. Now that my head and face are completely encased in wax, I would sing the Zeck oni-song popularized by Leona and Astrid, but I don't really know the lyrics well. Then again, I don't need to. My mouth's sealed with wax so I can't sing em anyway!

After my award winning performance, Judy let out the heaviest sigh yet as she tilted my waxy head back and grabbed a pair of tweezers. "I'd ask you if you're sure about this, but you're in no position to counter. And since you ordered me to do this while your head was encased in wax, no turning back," she grumbled as she began plucking out my eyelashes.

Wow, that was actually the most dommy thing she's said all day. But real-talk, the plucking hurts like hell! If my mouth wasn't covered in wax, this shit would be getting demonetized like crazy. After one eye was lash-free, it was time for another pic for the thumbnail. If me getting shaved will garner clicks, me getting shaved AND waxed will get me even more!

Once both my eyes were lash-free, they were covered up in wax. Then a few seconds later, all the wax was ripped off. Good thing Judy made sure to yank the wax off my mouth last, cuz I was cussing like crazy. My head is BURNING! But no pain no gain, and speaking of pain, time for round two of the wax. What, you thought I'd only wax my whole head just once? Astrid sure as hell didn't in her Wyvern rainforest stream.

This time, the waxing went much faster, though still hurt just as much. Guess Astrid has superpowers, or maybe I'm just not bald enough yet. After all, there's still the depilatory cream and laser. Speaking of which...

I found myself uncontrollably grimacing in pain as the depilatory cream was smeared all over my head and face. This was likely more due to the waxing then the cream, but I could hear that shit sizzling away what little remained of my hair follicles. And this shit had to sit for 10 minutes! Talk about brutal. Couldn't even banter either since some of that shit was smeared over my mouth, and I sure as hell didn't want it getting in my mouth. Though once that was over, only one thing remained.

Judy glared as she grabbed the laser and just gave up on asking me if I'd reconsider.

"No! I don't wanna be bald forever!" I fake-cried as Judy finished the lasering.

"Oh, then you should have told me BEFORE I lasered your head! Well tough luck, you're never having hair, eyebrows or eyelashes again!"

Damn, she really got into it. Guess I take back what I said earlier about her being a bad actress.

Now that I had gone as bald as you could go, it was time to rejuvenate my skin. I found myself in total bliss as the salon's famous facial cream encased my entire head and face. All the pain evaporated and I could feel my head becoming smoother by the second.

Once that was done, I was oiled up. And DAMN! I was not expecting it to feel so good. I think I moaned more than yesterday, because DAMN, my head was sensitive. And once the oiling was done, there was only one thing left to do.

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MY HAIR! WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE TO ME!?"

"I shaved you bald EXACTLY as you instructed. We even signed contracts, so no complaining, now time to pay up," Judy snarled as she slapped my bald head.

I'll admit, suddenly seeing myself completely hairless did cause me to tear up a bit and go into a short state of shock. I mean I literally went from floor-length hair to all-smooth perma-bald. Like yeah, how could anyone not keep a straight face?

I quickly collected my cameras, along with a few long tresses of my hair and paid the lady before heading out. Oh boy! The elements really drove home the point I was bald, like damn, I was shivering and it's not even Fall yet. Though I ain't wearing a hat, the all-smooth look's gotta be on full display.

I stuffed my hair in my purse and headed off to a nearby cafe in order to edit the thumbnail. Once that was done, I stared proudly at my work. It was a nearly 3 hour makeover, but I'd soon be on my way to fame, or so I thought.

Suddenly, a balding man in glasses and a trench coat appeared before me.

"Uh, and you are?"

"Oh, my name is Muntly R. Cholange. And I'm here to talk to you about your new video."

Is this my big break!?