Chapter 2:
0MNI-SMASH!
I then warped Nika back to her home, and watched as she darted her head around madly, trying to comprehend all that had just happened.
"Huh? You're back already? Where's the milk?" a girl with yellow and green multicolored hair asked.
The girl Nika's younger triplet sister Miku, who was better know by her alias, Kumi. She was a popular streamer and the youngest of the Futagawa triplet sisters. Nika was the middle child, while the eldest was Kasumi.
In contrast to Nika, Kumi was far more wild, dank, and edgy. Their appearances should be all you need to see that they are opposites despite being born identical triplets. While Nika had undyed magenta hair styled in a formal bob, Kumi had grown her hair out and dyed it yellow and green along with her eyebrows. Nika dressed more formally while Kumi dressed more casually. Kumi’s teeth had also been modified to be pointier and cuter, while Nika kept her natural fang. They also had different preferences in headgear with Nika preferring a white cloche hat and Kumi preferring a blue horns headband. To think they were practically the same person 3 years ago.
Nika stuttered in confusion as Kumi helped her up. “You look like you’ve seen some crazy shit. Tell me the deets sis.”
“Miku, I got kidnapped by a sand jackal and saved by the dark dragon! ...!”
“Just thought I’d help you out with the explanation.” I stated.
“That sounds epic as hell! Did you record it!?”
“Wait!? Don’t you see the dark dragon STANDING RIGHT HERE!?”
Nika pointed frantically at me as I watched Kumi’s confused expression.
“Nope! Maybe it’s a ghost.”
I decided to stop teasing Nika and revealed myself to Kumi. She gasped as she stared at me.
“YO! It’s Muramasa Jouzu! THE Muramasa Jouzu! He’s a super malevolent dark dragon that kicks ass and destroys everything! W- Would you be my boyfriend?”
“Hell Yeah!”
Nika looked at me with both disgust and fear.
I did technically make it so that Kumi would fall in love with me. Nika will too eventually. You see, this is my world, or to be more specific, my number one universe. I had some other multiverses running on the side, but this was the one where I decided to have my fun. Plus, it was also the one all my enemies were targeting the most.
“YO Kumi! Wanna join me and Nika on a fun, thrilling, and dangerous adventure?” I asked.
“You bet! I’m down hardcore for that kind of shit!”
Nika facepalmed as I GENTLY patted her head. I really did have to be gentle. Had I applied anymore force, her head would have shattered to pieces. I’d rather avoid having to restore her skull each and every time I accidentally use too much force, so I decided to be gentle from the get-go. As long as she doesn’t forcefully bash her head into my body, she’s good. After I sent her the message, she slowly ducked down as I gently took my hand off her head.
“Don’t worry Nika, you’ll get a happy ending when I achieve my goal. You’re looking for your mother, right? Well, I know where she is, but you’ll have to come with me if you want to save her.”
“You’re not the one that took her are you!?”
“Sadly, she’s being pursued by of one of my enemies. If you want to save her, you need to level up.”
“Wait! Are you saying we can get superpowers?” Kumi asked with excitement in her eyes.
“YES!”
I then granted Kumi and Nika their powers.
“Sweet, what’s the power I got?” Kumi asked.
"Lightning."
Kumi grinned and turned into lightning, zapping all over the room. "SWEET! YO sis! Film this shit now!"
Nika meanwhile facepalmed as she watched her sister's antics. "And pray tell do I have these ridiculous powers too?"
"That's right! Yours is spark of creativity. It's lightning based, but allows you to draw things into existence with lightning.
Nika sighed and drew a net, which promptly fell on Kumi and restrained her. "And are you going to have us fight?"
"For now yes. In fact, I was planning to take you on an adventure.
“Hell yeah! Let's go!" Kumi grinned as she freed herself.
“So come on abord Nika. And feel free to call me Jouzu or Jouzu-kun. Jouzu-dono, Jouzu-san, and Jouzu-sama are good as well, though I prefer the first two.”
"Why not Muramasa Jouzu?"
"That works too, but "Jouzu" is more like an exclusive nickname only those close with me can use such as party members and love interests. Though I can understand the epicness of my full name.
“Ugh, fine! We’ll join you and play your little game... Jouzu” Nika grumbled.
“Yay! Now I’m Jouzu’s girlfriend. Oh, and Jouzu, just so you know I’m pro harem so feel free to bring some more ladies into the harem.” Kumi giggled.
“MIKU! Ugh, why did this happen to me!?”
“Relax, we don't need to depart immediately, in fact, I can just stop time and we can watch the rain and relax. We could even spend a million years doing slice of life stuff too, and no you wouldn't age a day."
Nika sighed and layed down on the couch. "Well, I guess I wouldn't mind relaxing for a year or two."
"Perfect, I'll stop time then and resume it when I decide to actually continue writing this story."
"Huh?"
"Relax, Jouzu's got it all down pat. And once time resumes, we'll level up and progress the plot or something," Kumi smiled as she sat down next to Nika.
"Yes, now let's all relax, and fear not, even if it takes a while for the readers to learn of your adventures, you'll still experience them even when Streamer royal rolls around next year in this universe."
"Seriously, why are you acting like you're breaking the 4th wall? What kind of 0mni-chuuni are you?" Nika grumbled.
"The one in charge. Muwahahaha.
[End]
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