Chapter 3:
0MNI-SMASH!
As Nika and Kumi sat watching the rain, I decided to summon my top minions, Ryuujin and Honoka. Honoka was a battle fanatic swordswoman that hailed from Japan's infamous Shibawara family. However, after losing to me, she fell madly in love and ditched the family in an instant. I granted her the power of fire, and naturally accepted her into my harem.
Ryuujin on the other hand was a young man that had grown up a delinquent. One day he challenged me to a fight, seeking to get stronger, and I naturally beat him an inch before death. Well, technically I killed him on the spot, but bringing people back to life is 0mni-101. Anyway, I inspired him, granted him the power of gravity, and now he's my most loyal minion.
I've actually got one more top minion, her name is Tetsuka. Unlike the others, she was naturally born with the physiology of a metal-munching dragon. Like Honoka, she's more of a battle-fanatic, but then again, all of us are, and ended up falling in love with me after I beat her in a fight. In addition to welcoming her into the harem, I also enhanced her metal powers, allowing her to now create metal to use in attacks.
I would summon her too, but she tends to hate waiting around in frozen time, so I'll only do so when I feel like advancing the plot. Then again, I could simply rewrite her thinking to be fine with that, but just because I can do something with ease, doesn't mean I always want to.
Anyway, guess I'll have time flow briefly and summon Tetsuka as well.
Nika gasped as the three were summoned.
"Ohahaha! A summoning? Are we to fight these new recruits?" Honoka asked.
"Um, what is the meaning of this!?"
"I decided I'd introduce you to your seniors, Honoka, Ryuujin, and Tetsuka."
Tetsuka stared at Kumi for a bit before letting out an audible gasp. "You're that big Ewetuber! Wow, Ka-san's always gushing over you in her videos."
"Who's your mom?"
"Uh... Harumi Ginkawa, CEO of Ewetube also known as Milfmilk69. ...!? Oi, Jouzu!"
"You needed a little push, so I gave it."
"Well, guess it's not much of a secret anyway. So we going on an adventure or something?"
"More or less, I just need to decide where to go. Maybe Fagradalsfjall to fight against Grizzlar industries, though first Venice sounds good, or perhaps Rome... Well I'll decide sooner or later. Anyway, we're still in slice of life mode, so we'll just chill for a bit before going after something."
"Welp, guess we sit then. So what we gonna do to pass the time?" Ryuujin asked.
"Some chess so I can flex my 0mni elo on existence."
Nika scowled but decided to best go along and drew a chessboard with her power. Naturally I won perfectly because my elo is actually 0∞1 or 0mni in numerical form. It's the highest possible number, higher than infinity because of 0mnipotence. But in terms of the chess, I'll treat you to a fun Halloween gambit... Next chapter. Muwahahaha.
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