Royally Wrecked: How I Survived a Drunk Showdown and Met a Prince in Real Life

Alright, picture this, right? Old dude's out here swayin' like he's auditioning for Drunk Olympics—man's barely keepin' it together. He squints at the newcomer, brain cells just not connecting. "Who the hell do you think you are, huh?" Classic move, but bro, you gotta know your limits when you're talkin' trash.
Meanwhile, our boy with the sword? He's out here like he's been waiting for this moment his whole life. Flicks his sword back into the sheath, super extra with it, like he's in an anime opening or something. And then—boom! "I am Prince Gabrielle Graaswell," he declares, sounding like he practices this line in front of his mirror every night. Confidence level? MAXED out. "And I won't stand by and let dishonorable actions go unchecked." Like, bro, chill, we're not in a Shakespeare play.
Yuki? She's blinking, milking the confusion like she's trying to win an Oscar. "Prince Gabrielle? What, did I just walk into a live-action Disney remake? Where's the talking animals at?" For real, though, I'm dying at how she's roasting this guy while standing there like it's just another Tuesday.
So then, Prince Charm—uh, Gabrielle—reaches out to help her up, still in full-on hero mode, flashing that perfect fairytale prince smile. Like, you can tell this dude is vibing with himself hard right now. "Just passing through," he says, like he wasn't lookin' for a damsel in distress to save, "Saw the commotion. You good?"
And Yuki, man, she's LOVIN' the attention. Back on her feet, brushing off her clothes like a diva. "Oh, you know, just another day in the life. A little roughed up but still fabulous, thanks for the save, Cap—I mean, Prince Gabrielle!" She strikes a pose like she's out here making TikToks mid-drama, like girl's ready for the spotlight.
But here's where it gets even funnier. The old man? Man's slowly realizing he just tried to throw hands with actual royalty. His face drains quicker than a phone battery on 1%. "P-Prince Gabrielle?! I—I didn't know, I swear!" Dude's stumbling back like he just got caught sneaking snacks after bedtime. The panic is real.
And then Gabrielle? He's not even playing anymore. Hits him with this icy glare that could freeze a volcano. "You're gonna leave now, before I rethink letting you walk away from this." And boom, that's all it takes. Old dude's out of there, no questions asked, like a cartoon villain after his plan backfires. POOF, gone.
Meanwhile, the crowd? Bro, they're buzzing like they just got free front-row seats to the craziest drama of the year. Honestly, 10/10, best accidental live-action show they've ever seen.