How Yuki Won by Doing Absolutely Nothing

Aight, y'all, hold up, lemme set the scene real quick. So Yuki, right? She's out here, dustin' off her hands like she just came outta a UFC match or somethin'. The crowd's lookin' confused—like they don't even know what they just witnessed. Yuki, she's got the audacity to hit us with "Lesson two, fam: Do absolutely nothin', and let someone else handle yo' problems. Easy W." She dead-serious too, lookin' like she talkin' to some invisible Twitch chat. Y'all see that wink? Bro, what's she winking at?! Ain't nobody there!
Now lemme tell y'all about Marco. My dude's over here lookin' like he just saw Goku drop out the sky, for real. Man's all like, "Mamma mia! Your Highness, thank you-a for helping!" He's out here in full Mario mode, ain't no way! He had NO clue Prince Gabrielle was even in the building. Dude's shook.
And then there's Prince Gabrielle—hold up, bro comes in with the energy like he just saved the whole server from crashing. He hits one of those dramatic nods, you know the type that says, "Yeah, I do this. It's casual." My man out here with a sword like we in Final Fantasy or somethin'. He drops a whole, "Just doing what's right," like it's his default setting. Man probably recites that in his sleep. Aye, Prince, chill!
But Yuki? Nah, she ain't buyin' it. She stands up, brushes off her fit, and hits him with that side-eye like, "Ayo, hold up, Princey, why you steppin' in for me though? I was about to handle it… I mean, probably." Yo, she tryna act tough but you KNOW she was out here stuntin'. And Gabrielle, this dude don't miss a beat. He goes full righteous on us, like, "Because it was the right thing to do. No one should be treated like that, especially over something as small as takoyaki."
TAKOYAKI, BRO.
Yuki's DONE at this point. She's laughin' so hard she probably wheezin'. She's like, "Bro, y'all hearin' this?! Takoyaki is serious business now! Like, we out here fightin' over octopus balls! Princey really went full Dark Souls boss fight for some TAKOYAKI!"
Man, Yuki's in TEARS, and I ain't gon' lie, I'm feelin' it too. She turns to her imaginary audience again like she on YouTube Live, and she hits us with that final big-brain moment. "Yo, final lesson: When you're dealin' with a Karen—or better yet, a Karen who's had too much sake—sometimes the best move is to do ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN'. Let 'em crash and burn, then let someone else handle the cleanup. Easy claps, GG."
And that's how Yuki lives her life, man. Big dubs all day.