Yuki Roasts Royalty: How to Handle Haters 101

Aight, hold up, hold up, lemme break this down for y'all like I would. Y'all ain't even ready for this, fr. So Gabrielle, yeah, the prince dude, he's standing there, right? Lookin' all fancy and important, and he hits the old man with the coldest stare I've ever seen, bro. I'm talkin' straight-up "Nah, you done, bruh" vibes. And then he hits him with that line – "Enough. Guards, take him away." BOOM! Just like that, no hesitation! Man's out here throwin' hands with WORDS!
Bro, the old dude starts flippin' out. Like, nah, he's WILDIN'! He's screamin' like he just lost his Fortnite account, "You'll regret this! She's a thief, I tell ya! A no-good THIEF!" Man, shut yo— 😭 You lost, accept the L, move on!
And Yuki tho? Yuki's out here like "BYEEEEEEEEE!", waving at him like she just won a whole damn game of Uno. "Don't forget to leave a one-star review on the way out, gramps!" Yo, she's clownin' this man on his way out, like no mercy. She's legit built different 💀.
So, the crowd's like, "Aight, drama's over, pack it up," and Gabrielle turns to Yuki, and this is where it gets soft, bruh. He's tryna be all nice, like, "You good? That was kinda crazy." Like, DUH.
But Yuki? She's out here like "Oh, I'm chill, your royal SHININESS!" (She said "shininess," bro 💀). She's doing that dramatic, extra bow like she's tryna make it a whole moment. And then she says, "Another day, another hater. When will they learn I'm the G.O.A.T.?"
Bruh, Gabrielle can't even handle it. You can see it on his face, he tryna be serious, but he's lowkey dyin' inside. He goes, "You handled yourself well. And if anyone questions you again, they gotta deal with me."
OHHHHHHH, PRINCE GABBY OUT HERE TRYNNA SIMP 🤣. Man really pulled the "I got you" card.
Yuki's like, "Ooooh, okay, protective prince vibes! You know what? I'll keep you around, Gabby. You do the flexing, I'll do the roasting. We a whole duo now. Big muscle, bigger mouth. Let's go!"
And as they walk away, Yuki hits that invisible camera, you know, like she's on live or something, and she's like, "And THAT, chat, is how you deal with a Karen. 101. You just hit 'em with some sarcasm, watch 'em self-destruct. EZ clap. Now, where's my takoyaki? Man, I earned that."
BUT WAIT! HOLD UP. Just when Yuki thinks she's free, BOOM, more problems pull up. Some bougie-a rich dudes, like they tryna flex on her with their Gucci tunics or whatever. Man, they comin' at her like "She got more platinum than taste. She MUST have stolen it."
Bro, the way these nobles be actin', they got that resting "I'm better than you" face and everything. One of 'em, this chick with the most annoying voice ever, she's like, "Oh, a bandit, clearly. She's eating takoyaki and robbing banks. So disgraceful."
Bruh, Yuki's DONE at this point. Her brain's tryna catch up to all this trash talk. She's not fighting monsters, she's fighting RICH PEOPLE DRAMA, like what even is this?! Get her outta here!