A very sweet fate

Carol trembled as she stared at the board then back up at Theresa.

"It seems your luck has run out. You know I've won the women's chess championships in New York city a few times, yes? I even received a Women's candidate master title. In short, you're out of your league. So save us both the trouble and resign your life. I too have a strict timetable," Theresa snarled.

Carol paused before taking a deep breath and reaching for a piece. "Then here's my response," she glared as she moved her pawn to f3.

"Good, you intend to forfeit your life then," Theresa snarled as she moved her pawn to e5.

"Nah, fuck you!" Carol smirked ash she flipped off Theresa and moved her king to f2.

"Like I said, forfeiting your life. Whether consciously or not," Theresa snarled as she moved her queen to f6.

"Nah, this is what you use to beat folks with absolute disrespect!" Carol countered as she moved her pawn to c4.

"'Disrespect'? Well, I certainly have no respect for a disgrace like you I should have aborted. Check," Theresa glared as she moved her bishop to c5.

Carol began to tremble a bit after moving her pawn to e3. "C- Come on. That's a little harsh. I mean, I was born after Zach-"

"I would have aborted both of you. It disgusts me I decided to let you live. If I could go back in time I'd abort you both and try again for a more mature upstanding daughter a few years later," Theresa glared as she moved her pawn to e4.

The jibe hurt Carol more than she let on. Despite her edginess, she really was a sweet girl deep down. Thus it hurt so badly when her own mother told her out right to her face, she would have aborted her if she knew what kind of woman she'd grow up to be.

"I... I just wanted to make ya laugh," Carol tearfully smiled as she moved her knight to c3.

"'MAKE ME LAGUH!? Life is NO laughing matter! And you were just wasting it doing the dumbest things, putting bugs in things, smearing mud on the walls, and prostituting yourself online. DISGUSTING! You're a woman! You should be smart, intellectual, not some degenerate idiot!" Theresa shouted as she slammed her knight down on a6.

"No unconditional love?" Carol trembled as she captured the pawn at e4 with her knight.

"If it weren't for child protection laws, I'd have kicked your teeth in like Miss Berinche did. Speaking of which, I heard your degenerate friend murdered her," Theresa glared as she moved her queen to b8.

"Iori's actually our distant cousin," Carol stated as she captured the bishop on c5 with her knight.

"DO NOT SLANDER OUR FAMILY NAME BY TYING US TO THAT FILTH!" Theresa shouted as she captured the knight atc5 with her queen, sending the piece flying.

This caused Carol to shut her eyes and tense up as PTSD from the violent slaps she'd often receive from Theresa took effect. However, Theresa was unable to deliver a slap due to the DESPER preventing her body from moving like that.

Carol eventually calmed down and moved her pawn to h4. Theresa moved her pawn to b6, tempting Carol to push her pawn to d4, however, Theresa simply slid her queen away to e7. Carol then moved her pawn to e4 as Theresa moved her bishop out to b7. She then brought her knight out to e2 while Theresa brought her knight out to h4.

As Carol moved her bishop to f4 and Theresa castled queen's side, Skaberghast began to chuckle to himself. "She doesn't even realize the state of the board, or does she?"

Indeed, one of the players currently had an overwhelming advantage, but which player that was might be hard to identify to the untrained eye.

The game continued along with Carol moving her pawn to d5, and Theresa moving her queen to c5. A threat which Carol easily neutralized by moving her bishop to e3, sending the queen packing to f8. It was then time to send the knight on it's way as Carol moved her pawn to a3, sending the knight to a6. Carol launched her pawn to b4 as Theresa began to grit her teeth and moved her pawn to d6.

Carol then moved her knight to f4, while Theresa decided to retreat her knight to b8. But fireworks went off as Carol moved her pawn to c5, prompting Theresa to capture it with her d-pawn. Carol recaptured with her b-pawn, but then Theresa made the odd choice of moving her pawn to h5, allowing Carol to bring her queen up to a4.

Now Theresa decided to capture the pawn on c5 with her b-pawn, but it was too late as Carol simply captured the pawn at a7 with her queen. Visible frustration began to appear on Theresa's face as she moved her knight to d7, and only continued to worsen once Carol moved her bishop to a6.

"A degenerate, immature, brat like you shouldn't be able to play like this!" Theresa fumed as she captured the bishop at a6 with her bishop.

"I learned from online videos. Check," Carol smirked as she captured the bishop at a6 with her queen.

"I will never accept such bullshit," Theresa snarled as she moved her king to b8.

"Well too bad, its what you get," Carol replied as she moved her a-rook to b1.

Theresa quickly moved her knight to b6, however it was quickly captured by Carol's rook. "And that's one step closer to death for you," she snarled as she captured said rook with her c-pawn.

"So you don't see it?" Carol tearfully smiled as she captured the pawn at b6 with her queen.

Theresa shot Carol an odd glare as she moved her king to c8. "All I see is a sobbing immature disgrace before me. It disgusts me you came from my womb."

Now Carol was unable to stop the tears. That was a blow to heavy for her to take. "W- Well fuck you!" she retorted as she moved her queen to c6.

Theresa rolled her eyes and moved her king to b8 as Carol moved her pawn to d6. "And with that, you've lost your queen. Disgraceful. The queen is the most powerful piece on the board. A shame it must protect a pile of trash like the king," she snarled as she captured the pawn at d6 with her rook.

"Nope, it's over. You just got disrespected, BITCH!" Carol tearfully grinned as she moved her rook to b1.

"WATCH YOUR MOUTH, YOUNG WOMAN!" Theresa shouted as she slammed her king down on a7.

"Nah, this mouth's bout to unleash something uncensored and raunchy. I think the bishops look like dicks, so get fucked! Checkmate!" Carol smirked as she captured the pawn at c5 with her bishop, winning the game.

Upon realizing her defeat, Theresa's face contorted with fury as she attempted to charge at Carol. However, all her clothes suddenly tore to shreds as metal tentacles sprang from the DESPER and restrained her before shaving all her hair off. Once she was completely hairless, she was gagged and imprisoned between two boats with only her head, hands, and feet exposed.

"Uh, what's going on?" Carol nervously asked as milk and honey were poured all over Theresa's head, hands and feet.

"What, I said the loser would get a sweet fate, and that's what scaphism's all about; smearing sweet stuff all over you so the bugs eat you alive," Skaberghast malevolently chuckled.

Theresa's eyes widened in horror as she quickly began panicking and trying her best to turn her head towards Carol. However she was met by a cold, somber smile.

"Sorry, I may be a nice girl, but I'm no saint like Mimo. I'm just sad you hated me to the end. Bye-bye," Carol tearfully smiled as she flipped off Theresa.

Immediately, bugs began flying over, though Theresa was not killed instantly. Rather, her death would last weeks, and it would be hell. Onlookers would be able to see all, but due to a barrier created by the DESPER, none would be able to help her. Only bugs would be allowed in and out for the sole purpose of devouring Theresa. Worse, she'd be force-fed milk and honey, resulting in constant diarrhea, and prevented from biting her tongue off via a gag. And Carol had no sympathy for her in the slightest.

"Good-bye m- ...bitch," Carol trembled as she walked away. with Theresa's pained screams echoing out behind her.

Skaberghast, meanwhile got off the bench and walked over to Theresa. "Now wonder how long it'll take for you to die. Welp, guess I'll find out."

The full game:

White: Carol Cooke (1069) Black: Theresa Broadstone (1988)

1. f3 e5

2. Kf2 Qf6

3. c4 Bc5+

4. e3 e4

5. Nc3 Na6

6. Nxe4 Qb6

7. Nxc5 Qxc5

8. h4 b6

9. d4 Qe7

10. e4 Bb7

11. Ne2 Nb4

12. Bf4 O-O-O

13. d5 Qc5+

14. Be3 Qf8

15. a3 Na6

16. b4 d6

17. Nf4 Nb8

18. c5 dxc5

19. bxc5 h5

20. Qa4 bxc5

21. Qxa7 Nd7

22. Ba6 Bxa6

23. Qxa6+ Kb8

24. Rab1+ Nb6

25. Rxb6+ cxb6

26. Qxb6+ Kc8

27. Qc6+ Kb8

28. d6 Rxd6

29. Rb1+ Ka7

30. Bxc5#