Chapter 5:

Mostique Mainard

The Bleu detective sisters: Case of the bloody murder


I cautiously walked up the stairs as Bella giddily trotted behind. This place was a rundown abandoned building, so naturally everything was falling apart. But I guess the landlord had prohibited it's destruction, or rather was unable to complete it thanks to Mostique Mainard. He apparently set up base here a week or two ago, but naturally, the police suck at their job and haven't managed to arrest him, nor have they even set a trap to try and catch him.

Guess the old building's to blame, and Mainard is known for using dirty tactics, but still, the police seriously don't have any way of gaining the upper hand? Maybe they're all suffering from side-character syndrome and intentionally relegate themselves to the side so I, the main heroine, can save the day.

Well normally I'd bask in that glory, but I hate that bloodsucking fatass. I've encountered him quite a few times, and he's always had a sick affection for me. I get it, I'm hot, but that guy's a perv. I'm into twinky guys that I can easily beat into submission and dominate. That guy is clearly the type that wants to pin me down and fuck me. Nah-ah, I'M the one that does the pinning. Not to mention he's fat, hairy, and ugly. It's like he crawled out of some cave in the mountains, er I guess flew since he's a mosquito. Erg, whatever.

As we reached the top, there to my disgust and dismay was a fat bearded man in a skintight bodysuit. It was undoubtedly Mostique Mainard.

"Hon, hon, hon! Mademoiselle Bleu and her sister have arrived. Ze more ze marrier as ze eggheaded man said."

"Wow, he really is a mosquito. Or is that just a costume?" Bella asked.

Mainard waved his finger and confirmed... he didn't know. Ok, how stupid is this asshole!? He's clearly not a real human, has wings and kaleidoscope eyes, and of course that long mosquito bloodsucking tool. Come to think of it, he does kind of resemble a fly, perfect I guess since flies hover around shi- Wait! No, no, no, he's a bloody mosquito.

"Um sis, you alright?" Bella asked.

...

The fact that Sis is going crazy means this guy's clearly traumatized her. I've heard her say he's the pervy type. I mean, I get it. I wouldn't want a fat slimy guy like this crawling all over me. A cute girl, different story, but this guy, hell no.

Apparently he even hovers around corpses, hoping sis will show up. Guess that's a thing male mosquitos do. Since they can't suck blood, they hover around humans hoping for a female mosquito to show up so they can fuck 'em. Damn, the animal kingdom's fucked up.

"Now, shall we do ze sexual mating? I can sense you are in heat," Mainard cooed.

OK, now I see why Sis hates this guy so much. Where's my bug spray at!?

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