Bullshit security system

Now based on my inner thoughts, I'm sure you're thinking, "Wait, are you implying you've been in here before? If so, why do you still have hair?"

To that I say fair point. Vivi hates the sight of any girl that looks cuter than her. And my beloved twinks? Bitch burns them to death on the spot. In fact, I've lost countless boyfriends to that bitch.

Hmm? You're wondering why in the world I'd bring a guy to this place if they'd die? Well ever hear of horror movie stupidity? I'm desperate so I always think that this is the best place to hide and well, next thing I know, my boyfriend's up in flames and I'm running away like a coward.

"But then how can I get out if Vivi doesn't let cute girls escape?" you ask. Well it's not exactly an ironclad rule that if a girl enters they leave completely bald. See Vivi's just one woman so if an entire group of say... 3 or more girls enter, she'll need to restrain all three 1st and shave them one at a time. So to keep the other two from breaking out, she casts a spell that prohibits exit from the salon unless one of the girls leaving is completely bald. And that's assuming she even casts the spell.

If she doesn't cast the spell, girls can leave without snipping a single hair off their heads. Considering how much Vivi hates twinks, she usually forgets to cast the spell as she incinerates them. Though there was one time I nearly got shaved, but luckily some random girl waltzed in and Vivi decided to humiliate her before me, so I waited until that girl was shaved and bolted out with her before Vivi could shear me.

Now back to the present, Vivi's nowhere in sight, and we only came here to get this web gunk off my mouth. And luckily for me, there's a spray can of cobweb removal stuff.

"Alright, mouth unsealed, now let's leave. Blugh!?"

To my horror, there seems to be a barrier blocking my escape. Oh no! Well, I guess Bella can be the sacrificial lamb. She'll probably enjoy every second of it too.

However, as I scanned the room, I realized both Bella and Gyselle were OUTSIDE!

"THE HELL! I THOUGHT YOU TWO CAME IN WITH ME!"

"We bolted as soon as we saw the mannequin. But I guess you must of have triggered a safety protocol. Maybe by picking up that cobweb removal spray," Gyselle smiled.

"You can't be serious!? There's now way. NO WAY such a bullshit security system would be in place!"

"Oh, but there is. Though it's as simple as anyone but me trying to grab MY tools. Oh lucky day, seems that bitch won't be leaving. Now if I could JUST move, I'll be able to use that extreme depilatory cream to ensure she truly stays bald for eternity!" Vivi thought.

To no avail I tried, and tried to break out, but no dice. Those two weren't even calling reinforcements, so screw them... Screw them... With friends like them, who needs enemies.

At this point, I didn't care about my hair and just sat down in a chair, crossing my arms and legs.

"Alright Vivi! Come out and shave me! I'm in a rush so make it quick, dammit!"

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Ngh... WHERE THE HELL IS SHE!?