Well that was anticlimactic

So it might seem like I'm overreacting a bit, but I'm not. Vivi's insane! She's obsessed with being the fairest in the land, and will constantly ruin girl's looks to do it! And method number one for doing so; shaving them COMPLETELY bald.

I'm not just talking bald, I'm talking BALD. From what I've heard she'll shave, wax, and even laser to ensure girls end up bald freakos for life! And if I set foot inside, it's bald freako hell for me.

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My name is Vivi. I'm 69 years old. What? That's young for a witch! These marks on my face? Not wrinkles but mere crease marks, CREASE MARKS!

Now I'm sure some have heard of what I do to young women, and yes, it's vain. But it just makes me feel all giddy and fuzzy to see a smiling girl with long beautiful hair leave a hairless sobbing mess. Oh, it makes me feel good about myself.

Now as for these crease lines, I've devised a new spell that's sure to fix everything; Porcelina porcelinas! As if by magic, though it is technically magic, my skin turns a beautiful porcelain smooth. Ah, I could pass for 20. Though with that out of the way, my magic mirror informs me some customers are coming, and it's the Bleu sisters and that damn detective. Oh a 3 for one. I even received an express shipment of the latest edition of the world's most intense depilatory cream. Who better to test it on than those three- Hhhm!?

As I attempt to rise from the chair, I find my body stiffening. My skin is turning paler, and I'm starting to feel like one of those mannequins in the store window... WAIT WHAT!? No, no, NO! The spell malfunctioned! If I'm stuck like this, those three can just up and leave upon entering!

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As we entered the salon, we took notice of a mannequin seated in one of the chairs. It was fashioned to look just like Vivi. Maybe she's practicing styling herself, or maybe she just wanted something that looks like her younger self.

Hmm... Normally Vivi would come out and cast a restraining spell, but she's nowhere to be seen. Guess that means... we can leave, I guess.