Kyle Young is what some may call a spreadsheet monkey, morbidly obsessed with optimizing every facet of his atomized digital life. But after a virus erases his online life and prompts an untimely end to his offline one, Kyle crosses paths with a goddess, who decides to reincarnate him as a stat menu for the spurned aristocrat Vivian Greymoor. Unable to talk, Kyle is tasked with guiding Vivian from behind the scenes and is slowly drawn by her resolve and indefatigable spirit. But between a dashing prince, political subterfuge, and Kyle's persistent failures to prove that he even exists, can a romance blossom between the two of them?