In this cosmic comedy caper, I, a weary salesman, find myself in the most absurd predicament imaginable. One moment I'm limping home from another soul-sucking day at work, the next I'm faced with a cosmic offer: reincarnation or godhood. Desperate for a break from the grind, I insist on a peaceful do-over. But oh no, the universe has a twisted sense of humor. Next thing I know, I'm playing deity, complete with divine duties and even a pack of bewildered dire wolves. Between awkward attempts at godly diplomacy..