Look, I thought it was another trend on the internet that people use to entertain the masses. It's usually how trends on the internet grow.

I thought it was a fake ritual. A bogus.

I didn't think it would summon a goddess. Not really.

I forgot that some impossible things on the internet are real. Improbable, not impossible, as some might say.

Not that I ever regret doing the ritual.

Don't let the goddess know that, though. I do have an image to maintain.