Joke title aside, I can't really think of a proper review title for this without making it sound generic or boring, because this story isn't. Time and time again, the plot punched me in the face with plenty of unexpected surprises. Everyone in the story is struggling in their own situations, but the source of everyone's problems all boils down to the same thing: technology, and at the end of the story, you'll be surprised (at the same time, will also tell yourself you should've realized it sooner) about the truth of it all.

Also, it has robo doggy. Give it a shot!