Miyako Takahashi, a refined Japanese aristocrat with a passion for gourmet experiences, discovers an astonishing secret, her husband's semen not only refines the taste but also eradicates stupidity.

Determined to share her discovery, Miyako launches Spirited Coffee, a café serving canned brews infused with her husband's unique essence.

Before she can change the world, however, she faces a major setback, her husband, the main ingredient, goes on strike, demanding better working conditions as she relentlessly “milks” him for production.

Once the business takes off, a seismic societal shift ensues. People begin by deleting their TikTok accounts and selling their Bitcoin.

Panicked, the global elite, from junk food and fashion to religion, they all push the government to enforce heavy regulations to stop the spread of Spirited Coffee.

Yet their efforts unravel when an idiotic man among them start to smuggle millions of cans into the U.S. via submarines.