Chapters
- Chapter1The Universe Hates MeApr 04, 20256010
- Chapter2Fate Has Other PlansApr 04, 2025362
- Chapter3You Guys Have Free Will?Apr 04, 2025564
- Chapter4Farewell, "Normal" LifeApr 04, 2025353
- Chapter5Step One: Get to Arcanis. Step Two: Oops, Never MindApr 04, 2025321
- Chapter6Stranded, Confused, and Probably About to DieApr 04, 2025262
- Chapter7A Brief Intermission Before My DoomApr 04, 202525
- Chapter8The Art of Accidentally Winning (Preorder Now)!Apr 04, 2025251
- Chapter9They Call It an Academy. I Call It a Lawsuit Waiting to HappenApr 05, 202520
- Chapter10The Monsters, The Misfits, and MeApr 05, 2025291
- Chapter11The Floor is Lava, the Walls are Lava, Everything is LavaApr 05, 202532
- Chapter12Reality Is on Strike TodayApr 05, 2025422
- Chapter13Survival Rate: LOLApr 07, 202522
- Chapter14Weather Forecast: 100% Chance of PainApr 07, 202530
- Chapter15The Forecast Was an UnderstatementApr 08, 202527
- Chapter16Oh Look, It’s My Biggest Hater… MeApr 08, 202529
- Chapter17Good Luck Climbing This. Oh Wait, You Have NoneApr 08, 2025271
- Chapter18On a Scale of One to Dead, We Shouldn’t Be HereApr 08, 2025271
- Chapter19Top 10 Admissions Mistakes That Changed HistoryApr 11, 2025251
- Chapter20When You Give Architects A Blank CheckApr 10, 2025161
- Chapter21I Just Wanted to Eat, Not Be a Plot DeviceApr 11, 202536
- Chapter22My Professor Might Be a Black HoleApr 12, 2025251
- Chapter23In My Defense, I Was Just ExistingApr 13, 202523