The Universe Hates Me

Fate Has Other Plans

You Guys Have Free Will?

Farewell, "Normal" Life

Step One: Get to Arcanis. Step Two: Oops, Never Mind

Stranded, Confused, and Probably About to Die

A Brief Intermission Before My Doom

The Art of Accidentally Winning (Preorder Now)!

They Call It an Academy. I Call It a Lawsuit Waiting to Happen

The Monsters, The Misfits, and Me

The Floor is Lava, the Walls are Lava, Everything is Lava

Reality Is on Strike Today

Survival Rate: LOL

Weather Forecast: 100% Chance of Pain

The Forecast Was an Understatement

Oh Look, It’s My Biggest Hater… Me

Good Luck Climbing This. Oh Wait, You Have None

On a Scale of One to Dead, We Shouldn’t Be Here

Top 10 Admissions Mistakes That Changed History

When You Give Architects A Blank Check

I Just Wanted to Eat, Not Be a Plot Device

My Professor Might Be a Black Hole

In My Defense, I Was Just Existing