At age 33, Skott is an unassuming office worker with no responsibilities beyond humoring upper management’s cryptocurrency gimmicks.

Fifteen years ago, though, Skott took an unexpected gap year in the land of Aeirun. As a great hero, Skott led a grand alliance of goblins, orcs, and lowborn hill-folk to overthrow their elven masters. Memories of the adventure are now just half-remembered dreams, save for the warm smile and steadfast demeanor of Lamora, his party's strong-willed she-orc shaman.

Skott's boring little life is upended once again as a portal in his backyard summons Lucy-Kignora, preppy half-orc adventurer, to the land of Earth. She seeks the hero who liberated her world -- and to connect with the father she never knew. What has come of the fantastic land of Aeirun in the past decade and a half? How has Lamora fared in his absence? How many children do orcs have in a litter anyway?! Join Skott to find out!