Loafnir thought he'd been transported to another world—swept up in a grand cosmic event and deposited in a land of strange people, open fields, and unexplained cheese nips.

Turns out... he was just in a remote village with no Wi-Fi.

In this heartwarming, laugh-out-loud Christian fantasy, follow the misadventures of a man who’s absolutely convinced he’s been isekai’d. While working as an apprentice baker, dodging common sense, and mistaking hobby sword-fighters for dragon slayers, Loaf finds purpose, healing, and maybe even love.

But as the truth slowly rises like fresh bread in the oven, he begins to uncover a past too heavy to forget—and a future brighter than any fantasy he could have dreamed.

And just when he finally comes to terms with real life... the portal actually opens.