When a pizza delivery ends in a fatal six-story fall, thirty-something handyman Rylan Maxton expects oblivion—not a summoning to the magical floating kingdom of Aeridor Valeria. The hero's welcome is short-lived; the ritual backfires, and he accidentally absorbs a Goddess's divine power instead of receiving a simple blessing.

Branded a failure and cast aside by the very king who summoned him, Rylan is now stranded. His only companions are another batch of botched heroes—a blood-soaked executive, a vengeful killer, and a psychopath in a straitjacket—and the powerless, pouty Goddess now bound to his soul. Together, this band of outcasts must navigate a reality they weren't prepared for, armed with little more than a stolen divine authority and a knack for finding trouble.