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So I Got Hit by a Monstrous Truck, Turned into a Demonic Vampire, and Accidentally Became the Hero Party's Nemesis. I Hate Mondays
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Aug 18, 2025
A11,011words
Synopsis

Dammit, how do you work this—
Shut up, I've got this.... And... 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 it is. Right, got the hang of this magic crud.
Hey. Look, if you get this, my name's Wren James Lockwood, I'm from Logan City, Brizzie, the ass of the earth down in Australia— Look, a couple hours ago I was transported to this crazy.... 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦. I don't know how the hell I got here; has to be something to do with that crazy homeless bogan's necklace, because this only started after I got it. I don't know what happened to me, I don't know what's going on, all I know is they're after me and I have to get—
Oi, what the— Hey! The hell are you—
...Oh 𝘴𝘩—

Note from author

Author who is Australian-adjacent but not Australian writes Isekai transporting stressed Australian dude into a fun fantasy world, but as like, one of the bad guys. Do I expect to have a regular posting schedule, fully-fleshed out plot to write it with, or anything one would normally require for a book? Nah.
This is, I believe, what one in writerly circles calls "pantsing".
Also apparently I accidentally ripped off everyone else's method of blurbing despite not having the brainpower to bother reading anything this time around. Lovely when the collective consciousness kicks in, I find it kinda funny.

Author who is Australian-adjacent but not Australian writes Isekai transporting stressed Australian dude into a fun fantasy world, but as like, one of the bad guys. Do I expect to have a regular posting schedule, fully-fleshed out plot to write it with, or anything o...

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