Patrick 'Paddy' Doherty wanted pints, peace, and maybe a quiet death in his shed.
Instead, he woke up in a fantasy kingdom, hungover, naked, and apparently the 'hero.'

He has no powers. The prophecy isn’t about him. And there’s no way he’s fighting monsters himself.

The plan is simple: outsource the danger, stay alive, and steal the glory. Unfortunately, this world isn’t ready for Paddy’s very unique brand of heroism.