A thirty-year-old wizard gets blackout drunk in Mexico, and wakes up in the middle of the jungle with no food, no water, and no phone signal.
His only way out? A legendary portal to another world, hidden in some ancient ruins.
Crossing over was no problem, but staying alive on the other side...
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