Two people. One lake. Zero progress.

Serha Cross, a twenty-two-year-old aspiring influencer who dreams of going viral, and Elliot Marsh, a thirty-something “scientist” who treats damp grass and bad lighting like mortal enemies. Their mission? Uncover the great mystery said to be awakening beneath the legendary Lake of Mysterious Mysteries. Their reality? Sitting on the shoreline, hurling insults at each other, and finding increasingly ridiculous reasons not to move an inch closer to the water.