Unsociable and shy around girls, Kobe Matsusaka can only find escape in two things: Music and his love for burgers. Unfortunately, it's the latter that becomes his undoing when his heart gives out after only 17 years in use.
Waking up in a field, Kobe finds himself reincarnated on a farm.
Thinking it will go the way of all Isekai, he expects a status screen and OP powers he can spam as he casually collects a harem.
It soon dawns on him that he did not arrive in a bed, but in the nearby stable and has been reborn as one of the livestock.
Well...at least he's not a vending machine.