They say you always return to the places you love, which is probably why I spend so much time lounging in the psych ward, BUT, that’s beside the point! The point, my dear reader, is that here I am, back once again in the oh-so-familiar Slice-of-Death.
Yes, yes, a term coined by yours truly. Cliché? Sure, I’ll own it. But still!

Now, if the answer to these three little questions is a resounding YES, then this story won’t demand I strain my fingers typing too hard:

Are you into acid trips that twist the mind like a pretzel?

Do you get a kick out of horror flicks that make your skin crawl?

Are you, perchance, thrilled by the notion of maybe, just maybe, setting me ablaze for crossing the line with my tale?

If that’s a triple YES then what are you dawdling for? Get reading already!