This is the Royale with cheese. Hope you all get that, eh.
Don't ask me about what the story's about, you have two people, at first and not a single good person in the whole series, promise, so there's that.
Crime this, crime that. I don't know, enjoy.

For readers: Stuff gonna get messy.

For writers: Stop being a bunch of wankers and licking each other asses, damn, fellas.