After failing two college courses, I was doomed to fail at life.

The deal I made with my father to stay above average went straight to hell, so I did what any responsible adult would do: hit the Okiyama Bar to drown my problems.

I met this really beautiful girl there, but for some reason, she seems... a little off.

Well, who cares? Should I go talk to her?

I'm not that interesting, but I think I can impress her. (Even if I have to lie a little.)

She asked me to have a drink with her? Sure… why not? Maybe that'll help me loosen up.

Haha, her smile's adorable…

Today must be my lucky day. Everything's going so well.

What could possibly go—

BAAAAAM!

The wall of the bar exploded.

"Everyone on the ground if you don't want to be disintegrated!!!"

Three horse-masked terrorists stormed in.

No way! How did this even happen?

Just...

How the hell did I end up in this mess?!