Oh, geez, I'm gonna have to write a synopsis for this, aren't I? Okay, it's okay, I can handle this. I wrote a lovely novel about a journey throughout physical reality and many different virtual realities. The story of how what was supposed to be just the next natural step in video games and technology in general was forcibly turned into a battlefield from inside.

I and a group of Renegades had to work together with my trusty friend and confidant and the true hero of this story Mark the Parrot. We scoured the worlds all to solve mysteries and crack puzzles that really had nothing to do with us. From a fantastical world of cards and magic to a gritty post-apocalyptic first person shooter to a greasy burger joint in between, we traipsed through it all.

All of this to find a mysterious player known as NG so that we could bring an end to the war that he declared for us.

I wrote that novel. I can totally write the synopsis. I just gotta figure how to phrase all that...