A tale as old as time!
Two friends go into an ancient cave belonging to an old order in a poorly conceived get rich quick scheme... and leave accidentally reawakening an ancient evil.
What could possible occur?
Will the weight of a tale ages old weigh down our intrepid characters? Or can they forge past the terrifying (if not somewhat cliche) challenges which await them?
Read on into this thrilling tale of suspenseful action, bizarre comedy, and remarkably poignant deconstructions of tropes we love to hate to love.