I'm Jack Roebuck. Welcome to my life. I tripped and fell into a magic portal at my friend's house: now I'm in a fantasy land that makes no sense to me. Hell is about to literally break loose, but I don't have time for that. I need to find my friend and get out of here!

It ain't all bad, though. I've acquired the company of Sir Oscar, the stylish knight with a sour attitude, and Shea, the mysterious little woman who's got me asking a lot of questions and not giving me a lot of good answers. Every century, a great big devil comes up and starts waging war, and everybody's getting ready for the royal rumble. I'd love to help save the world, but I've got more pressing matters: figuring out where the hell my friend Samantha went and finding her. She's the reason I'm here, and she's got to be my ticket back home!