She died as livestock. She was reborn as a weapon. She decided to open a spa.

Bessie the cow never wanted to be the strongest skeleton warrior. She wanted to chew cud and enjoy the afternoon sun. But after being forcibly recruited by a Lich King with poor management skills, Bessie discovers that leading an army of the undead is surprisingly similar to managing a herd.

Through sarcasm, sabotage, and an unwavering commitment to work-life balance, she topples the Dark Dominion and replaces it with something far more terrifying to the realm of the living: a successful business.

Now, if she could just figure out how to drink a smoothie without a mouth, unlife would be perfect.

I Died As A Cow To Be Reborn As The Strongest Skeleton — Part The Good Place, part Overlord, with 100% more cowbell.