Why En*on is coming back soon! The company of the future is here!

Bankruptcy isn't forever, a comeback is always possible! Anyway metaphors are for boring people.

Energy needs a revolution, and the awnser is here, waiting to show what it can do!

The corporate ranking need a shakeup, there's only one company that can save them.

Economic bubbles aren't real, just like gaslighting, you're just making both of those up.

Corporations need fighters! Finance laws for the weak, at least that was the mentality of E*ron.

What even is fraud anyway? The REAL fraud was the friends we made along the way.

We need to talk about the new Enr*n

En*on 2: Electric Boogaloo

We're halfway there, just like capitalism is halfway to sucess.

Giant's may have fallen, but NEW, even more bubbly successors have arisen. They trade money in a circle like jerks, a mere mocery of the innocent giant that came before them.

What do accountants even do? People say they were involved in the fake "scam," but all they do is mess with numbers! More evidence the fraud never existed!

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We live in an age of celebrity CEOs flaunting their wealth and very moral business practices, yet it is annoying how they never give credit to those who created the path they walk on! Like, they don't do that in sports, where are the CEO stadium banners?

The real fraud was the friends we made along the way.

The Enr** scandal was a skibidi accounting scandal. It was a **ron scandal of E**on scandles of an *nro*ic proportions.

E*ronmaxxing

Like all good things, even En*on must come to an end

Epilogue