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Quarry Quixotic Quokka
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Oct 29, 2026
A4,282words

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Synopsis

"If you are in a rush to seek adventurers or even heroes to help out your impossible tasks, whether looking for your missing cat, promoting your new snack stall, planning a wedding without your in-laws agonizing, or even slaying an ancient dragon, consider employing our service (when we are officially recognized)!

Our guild employs a highly apt informant that can listen to your heartbeats, a genius archivist that keeps (transportable) information from a lost library, Potioneer of Daymare, and Healer of Twilight herself (please refrain from asking her autograph, as you'll disturb customers who genuinely seek our service). We also have a quokka. Did I mention we have a quokka? Because if I don't, I am scared of her. We do have issues on smithing service (as our Forge was a criminal) and our poster girl is still being manufactured, but we are glad to offer you our service anytime!"

—Krasimir Smirenost, Guildmaster of QQQ (Patent Pending)

Note from author

"Passion project," they say. In reality, I am writing to honor my friends that had helped me. It's only right to write it to the finish. Probably. Hopefully. Yes, it was Balkan Fantasy. No, it was not hero business. Yes, please give feedback. I am writing this to learn, too, and aside from my friends' beta-reading fixes (I can still hear their voices), the whole thing is as raw as it gets. So I really want your feedback!

...and advanced forgiveness, since probably I'll end up unpublishing the novel in the near future because of something, something.

"Passion project," they say. In reality, I am writing to honor my friends that had helped me. It's only right to write it to the finish. Probably. Hopefully. Yes, it was Balkan Fantasy. No, it was not hero business. Yes, please give feedback. I am writing this to lea...

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