Jolly Good, My Dear Jimothy-Kun (Rewrite)

When a mystery presents itself before the eyes of two stereotypical Englishmen they do what?
Speculate? Theorise? This would perhaps be correct for your average folks, but not for Morris James or Jimmy Clarke however!
Idiocy is a clear illness with the two, for they are anime fans. To overlook the obvious in favour of the absurd and to flee from typical conventions of thought for a chance at making a stupid pun. Yes, a slice-of-life to the mysteries of entertainment. A referencing tale to other told tales. Tailing the tropes and clichés and thinking: what of them? Morris believes there is more to a tsundere than meets the eye.

Beware this weird tale.

A full-blown rewrite and reimagining of my original story.