A guy has his choice of any female he wants, but there is only one he wants. Packed with absurd humour, fourth-wall breaks, anime references, and enough awkward moments to make your soul leave your body, this ridiculous ride proves that real girls never stood a chance.

Imagine a wild fusion of sharp British wit and anime absurdity. This light novel blends wry, quirky humour with a satirical journey through the ever-evolving world of online trends, social media, gaming, and music culture. It’s the kind of book nobody else could have written—and the one I always ...