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Feb 04, 2026
The "not ever" was pretty epic. Also why didn't Oto realize that pirates are the ultimate form of poor people? Literally living on boats.
"Eating lead? But Giles always told me to not put metal into my mouth! My brother should have listened."
Feb 03, 2026
For a second I thought they were blood-related
I want Hayami to hit me... I mean, what?
Feb 02, 2026
Has Hayami tried shooting at the storm clouds?
Even and Odd baths... the creativity has to count for something... They could have just said that the richest person would get a bath of his own 😭😭
"Hayami, Hayami, I saw something called the 'reverse cowgirl' when I was searching up 'doggy style'. Is it when you sit on a cow facing backwards?"
I was waiting for Oto to say, "Of course I care about climate change! I always ask Giles to remember to get an umbrella for me when it is raining!"
Feb 01, 2026
Three modes when I'm reading: - damn, that's hot - damn, that's stressful - damn, Oto is so dumb 😵
It's not a fake out, I think Oto really reached a climax at the start. And bro's stupidity is gonna save Hayami from justice, trust
Surprised that Oto knew what that hardening is. I thought he would say, "Hayami, Hayami, I held back my pee." *mumbling about how he believed the hardening would stop him from pissing himself*
At least they weren't cousins... (arrested development reference) 😭😭
They didn't see that coming, but I did... I thought Hayami was riding behind Oto... (wait why did that sound lewd too) 😭😭
OTO the GOAT. Ok I've switched sides. Oto ftw. Also fear of horses... hmmmm... Freud would say it had to do with huge organs 😏
This is the funniest shit I've read in a while. Fine, I'm no longer an Oto Hater. I know Hayami can domesticate him. 😏