One demented Õnne-chan

Okisato scowled as he checked his phone. It turned out the team that the men had been paired up against was none of the teams he initially thought of, but instead it was a team that had been the last one to win their match in the round, Iceland.

Iceland's men's team was headed by a no-good schemer named Ragnar Fúinn who had been caught cheating numerous times. Worse, his teammates were just like him and willing to resort to dirty tactics to score a win. They were just like Jester except far more skilled at chess.

The same was also true of Iceland's women's team which was comprised solely of self-proclaimed villainesses. Mimoko and co wouldn't be facing them though, however, they were instead paired against the far more imposing team Italy.

"And here I was hoping round 2 would be pleasant. Seems like I'll have to keep an extra eye on the board to make sure those bastards don't try and slide a piece to the wrong square."

"Oh? Is that slander?" a voice rang out.

Okisato turned, but didn't see anyone. Though upon rounding a corner, he saw a goth girl with short purple hair sitting cross-legged and meditating on a makeshift bench.

"And you are?"

"Rude to just ask for a girl's name without introducing yourself."

"Then bye."

"WAIT! ...I'm stuck. Please help!"

"You don't look stuck to me."

"Perhaps not yoga-wise, but I'm unable to rise. I fear an adhesive is keeping me down."

Okisato stared at the girl and immediately began walking away.

"The hell's wrong with you!? You ever learn to respect women!?"

Okisato simply ignored the woman, for he could tell she was not being truthful. Yet before he could get any further, a blonde-haired girl suddenly leaped out of hiding.

"HOW FIENDISH! A woman call for help, yet you turn your back on her!? This is why Maila despises the men of the era."

Upon hearing the name, Maila, Okisato let out a sigh and turned to face the goth girl. "So you're with the Estonian team then?"

The goth girl blinked for a few seconds before smirking and leaping to her feet. "Well hat's off if I had one. You're pretty observant."

"Chess players need to be. Now care to explain the stunt?"

"Just a little fun. Now guess my name."

"Rumpelstiltskin."

"Wrong, jackass, two more chances."

Okisato was at a loss. While he knew all the names of the Estonian team thanks to Daria's briefing, he only knew names and not faces. Though he did have a strong theory as to who the goth girl was.

"Alright, Onee-san."

The goth girl twitched for a bit before scowling and getting within an inch of Okisato's face. "Oi Jap, you tryin to piss me off?"

"How so? Õnne IS you name, Õnne Sokk, to be precise."

The playful smirk returned as the goth girl clapped her hands. "Nerves of steel. Guess there's hope for men after all."

"Õnne, Maila is confused. He didn't help you like a man should, so why do you now have faith?" Maila asked.

"Uh, cuz he's based. Didn't put up with my bullshit, and even got in a pissing contest with me. Dude's based and I like it."

Contrary to her name, Õnne Sokk fell more into the mischievous little sister archetype. She also had very specific tastes in men, wanting a guy that could quote, "Slap my ass and send me back to the kitchen." To say she was edgy would be an understatement.

Maila Rõivas on the other hand was far more innocent, and fashioned herself a self-proclaimed savior of the world. Though there was one thing she had in common with Õnne; both were good at chess.

The sound of footsteps echoed as the remaining members of the Estonian women's team arrived.

"Oh perfect timing. Ladies, meet your new master."

SLAP!

"Õnne, must you spew such filth 24/7!?" a bespectacled girl with curly blonde hair scowled.

"Surprised she actually got a boy-cut. Now her beauty took a damn hit," a girl with tattoos running up her neck and face scoffed.

"You're one to talk, Virve. You're literally Miss inked Estonia," a girl in baggy blue pants sneered.

"Shut it, bimbo."

As the two girls argued, Õnne crawled along the floor up to Okisato and began whispering the introductions. The tattooed girl was Virve Kaljulaid, the board 3 player for the team while the girl in blue was Külli Lüüs, the reserve member. That meant the remaining girl was Valve Kohver.

"Surprised you know our names, but not our faces. Usually guys looking to bang us do the reverse," Õnne shrugged as she got up.

"My apologies for this slut's insolence. Despite her attitude, she is both a highly rated chess player and one of the aces of our team. I would kindly ask you refrain from reporting her behavior," Valve glared.

The tone of her voice suggested this was more of a threat than a request, but Okisato didn't care either way. With a nonchalant shrug, he was off, or so he hopped.

"Maila does not trust you. Maila thinks you're bad man!" Maila glared as she blocked Okisato's path.

"Ugh, then how about a pick-up chess game to resolve this?"

That proved to be a hit, though to Okisato's surprise, Õnne volunteered to be the one to play.

"A bit ironic for you to be the one playing."

"Not at all, I'm the only one that can beat ya," Õnnee grinned as she flashed her WWCF card.

"2338?"

"Yeah, still pains me it ain't 3869, but chess is where I get serious. It's the only thing that gets me a paycheck after all. Oh, and I also studied the Bongcloud and know how to counter it perfectly."

This line was an obvious provocation, but it mattered not to Okisato. "What makes you think the Bongcloud is my only opening?"

"Now before we begin, I gotta call my boyfriend," Õnne blushed as she pulled out her smartphone.

The other girls, with the exception of Maila, all scowled in disgust, queuing Okisato that he was about to witness something cringe.

"EY! Dafuq took you so long to check in!? Dafuq are you, bitch!?" a male voice rang out from the phone.

Õnne suddenly sunk to the ground in tears and held her phone in the air, revealing a balding, obese, young man on the other end of what appeared to be a video call.

"Oh Meelis, you told me to shut up after I bawled my eyes out following my goth makeover. I'm still not over it! How could you tell them to reduce me from a blonde bombshell to an androgynous goth!? If I didn't have boobs, people would think I'm a guy!"

"SHUT UP, WHORE! You're my bitch n' if I say you go ugly goth, you ugly goth! Suck my dick!"

Okisato's eyes widened in shock and disgust as Meelis shoved his dick on screen, causing Õnne to tremble and lick the screen with her tongue.

"Ugh, that's enough. Man, don't worry about this bullshit; that "boyfriend" of hers is just some AI trash she whipped up to arouse herself with," Valve snarled.

Õnne's tears stopped as she rose and shot Valve a death glare. "Oi, your momma ever tell you not to kink shame, you fucking slut?"

"No, she didn't. And it isn't "kink shaming", it's explaining your degeneracy to those who don't know you, so we don't have to spend ANOTHER FUCKING HOUR EXPLAINING YOUR FUCKED UP ROLE-PLAY TO THE POLICE AGAIN!"

Õnne Sokk was a gifted programmer, working at a prominent IT firm in Estonia. However, her degenerate desires led to her creating an AI caricature known as Meelis, who was programmed to act like an abusive boyfriend. She had even gone the extra mile and created a full model of him. Naturally, many of her colleagues looked upon her with disgust and scorn. Not only was she obsessed with being in an abusive relationship with an AI, but she'd constantly role-play with it wherever and whenever.

"Please, they already got the testimonies, so if we call em, we just tell em to pull it up. Now shut up and let me lick Meelis' dick," Õnne snarled.

"Um, we gonna play or not? I'd like to get going," Okisato snarled as he tried in vain to sneak past Maila.

"Maila was told by Õnne that to save the world, Õnne must seduce King Meelis the hero warrior. Maila won't let you leave when Õnne is sacrificing so much!"

"Yeah, let the guy leave. Thanks to dumbass' fucked-upness being exposed, he holds all the cards now," Külli growled.

"Nah, I'm playing him. I want to know his openings," Õnne grinned as she pocketed her smartphone and sent a challenge request to Okisato.

"You sure delayed it, but the same goes for me; I'd love to see what openings you have," Okisato stated.