Chapter 326:
En Passant Grandmaster
Going back to the start of round 5, Xiu found herself at board 1, up against a cute girl with no hair or eyebrows.
"Oh my, is that Ugnė? Ugnė Šaulytė, the famous paintball player? What happened to that long white hair?" Xiu sneered.
"My girlfriend shaved me clean. Head, eyebrows, even eyelashes were subjected to the creams, wax, n' laser."
"Oh, so your eyelashes are fake then?"
"Yup. As embarrassing as it sounds, I get all teary-eyed if I see myself TOTALLY hairless. But slap some fake eyelashes on, and all good, even though I know I'm an all bald bad bitch for life."
"And this girlfriend of yours?"
"Right here," Muazzez," smirked as she strutted over with her head, face, and hands all covered in shaving cream.
Ugnė giggled and leaned her head back, allowing Muazzez to spread the shaving cream on her hands, all over her head and face. She then rose and locked lips with Muazzez as the two hummed and swayed to an from while scraping the shaving cream off each other with their long fingernails.
Once the cream was all gone, Muazzez pulled out two lemon slices and squeezed them both over her head and Ugnė's. "Sorry for the improv, but Prokrutka's an ass when it comes to bringing stuff in. But at least we be smelling lemolicious."
"Oh no worries, girlfriend. I'll "punish" you later with some icky sticky stuff I bought at a kink shop."
"Only if I lose, which I won't."
"And if I win too, what do we do?"
"We go to the salon with that icky sticky stuff you bought and have a honeymoon, that's what."
The two shared one final French kiss before Muazzez headed off to her game.
"Well that sure was interment, but speaking of bets, how about we make one. So what would you say you'd fancy me doing if I... lost?" Xiu smirked.
A big lustful smile spread across Ugnė's face. "You lose, you join my harem and shave all your hair bald!"
"Oh my, must I shave my head? I thought you were just into women."
"BALD women now. I've been converted hard thanks to Zezz."
"And how did you feel when you yourself went bald?"
Ugnė's cheeks went flush red as blood trickled out her nose. "Paradise. Pure paradise. I was turning myself on, and if I didn't slap some fake eyelashes on, I'd be Miss Horny 24/7 2024."
"Oh, so THAT'S why you got some fake eyelashes slapped on. Well when I win, I confiscate them, bound and gag you, and drag you around on a leash as my bitch until 9 PM tonight."
"You're on!"
Ugnė Šaulytė was a famous paintball player from Lithuania, infamous for skirt chasing other women. Until recently, she had no preference in her type of women, but after her long-time lover, Muazzez, went bald, and subsequently convinced her to go bald, her preferences permanently shifted to bald women. That didn't mean she wouldn't feel any attraction to a woman that wasn't bald, rather she'd hound them to not just join her harem, but go bald as well. It was a shame she hadn't met Ai Kamuro, as they would have instantly hit it off.
As the round began, Xiu opened by moving her pawn to e4, with Ugnė responding to it by moving her pawn to g6.
"Oh? A Modern Defense player? Well easy pickings," Xiu thought as she moved her pawn to d4.
Next came the predictable bishop g7 from Ugnė, which Xiu acknowledged by going into the Modern Defense: Standard Line with knight f3. But when Ugnė moved her pawn to c6, Xiu made the odd, but not bad play of pawn to f4. Ugnė actually scratched her head for a bit, before shrugging and moving her pawn to d5. "Well, whatevs, early game, trading can't be too bad," she thought.
She most certainly had little to worry about, assuming Xiu couldn't find her only viable move of e5, but e5 is exactly where Xiu moved her pawn.
"Shit, now we're in a Caro-Kann Defense: Gurgenidze System. I know the Caro-Kann, but not to this extent," Ugnė thought as she pinched her lip for a bit before moving her pawn to h5.
Xiu, meanwhile, had a much better grasp on things and moved her pawn to h3, though Ugnė wasn't completely collapsing as she made the good play of knight to h6. Knight f3 and knight f5 followed, leaving things relatively even, but now Xiu decided to get a bit more aggressive by moving her bishop to d3. This caused Ugnė to move her knight to g3, slightly worsening her position, but not completely blundering the game into Xiu's column. But slow and steady was the name of the plan, as after Xiu moved her rook to g2, Ugnė moved her bishop to f5, slightly worsening her position again.
And after king f2, Ugnė finally decided that pleasantries were over. "The web is spun, now lets see who's getting wrapped up in it's icky stickiness," Ugnė thought as she captured the bishop at d3 with her bishop.
Xiu naturally captured said bishop with her queen, while Ugnė opted to move her pawn to h4, setting up a series of trades.
"Well aren't you a savvy businesswoman offering up such a trade. I'll take it and even throw in a "You're my bitch" t-shirt," Xiu thought as she captured the pawn at h4 with her knight.
"Check! One step closer to you becomin' my girlfriend. You're gonna be so peak femininity when you're all bald at my side," Ugnė swooned as she moved her knight to e4.
"Well, kinks on your sleeve. I shave my head, it'll be on my own terms, not as your bitch," Xiu thought as she captured the knight at e4 with her knight.
Ugnė naturally captured said knight with her d-pawn, forcing Xiu to move her queen to g3. This allowed for a nasty check in the form of queen captures d4, but Xiu got out of danger by moving her bishop to e3. Ugnė then went for the power play of capturing the pawn at b2 with her queen, but Xiu countered that beautifully as well, by moving her g-rook to b1, sending Ugnė's queen packing to c3.
"Well things have sure gone in my favor. Now, how much longer until I can start fantasizing on how to humiliate you after the match?" Xiu thought as she captured the pawn at g6 with her knight.
Ugnė began frowning and frantically tapping her foot, which naturally triggered a zoom-in on her chic sneakers, courtesy of Danny. And the viewers sure got a lot of footage of it, as Ugnė thought and thought on just what to do next.
"Capture... I gotta capture. But it feels like a trap. Ugh... Whatever!" Ugnė thought as she captured the knight at g6 with her f-pawn.
"Check. Looks like you messed up, Ugnė-chan," Xiu taunted as she captured the pawn at g6 with her queen.
Ugnė frowned and moved her king to f8, inviting another check from Xiu in the form of queen to f5. Ugnė moved her king back to e8, hoping maybe Xiu would enter a repetition, but Xiu was in this to win it, and moved her rook to d1. Now Ugnė was getting really nervous and moved her knight to a6, hoping it could somehow help her turn things around, but Xiu kept up the king's side pressure by moving her queen to g5, forcing Ugnė to focus her attention back there and move her bishop to h6.
"Ah, you missed your chance for queen captures c2, CHECK. Well, too late now," Xiu taunted as she moved her queen to h5.
The line caused Ugnė's jaw to drop, before she sunk her head into her hand and moved her king to f8. "No, I'm gonna lose now. I don't wanna be her bitch," she agonized in her mind.
Xiu relished in her misery and delivered another check by moving her queen to f5, sending the king to g8. But she wasn't satisfied and delivered another consecutive check, this time by moving her queen to e6, with Ugnė responding to it by moving her king back to f8.
"Ah, she's hoping for a threefold repetition. Never gonna happen," Xiu thought as she smirked and moved her rook to d7.
Ironically enough, queen captures c2, check, was Ugnė's best move in this scenario, but she once again missed it, and instead moved her rook to e8. Xiu gleefully informed her of this when she made yet another check by moving her queen to f5, causing tears to start streaming down Ugnė's face as she moved her king to g8.
"Check again! Ah, the bald baby's crying. Guess it must suck to have your Cinderella run end with me!" Xiu cackled as she slammed her queen down on g6.
The psychological warfare was proving to be too much for Ugnė, as she broke down in tears and cried for at least 5 minutes. When she calmed down a bit, she moved her king to f8, the only viable move for her, and watched as Xiu moved her a-rook to d1.
She dejectedly captured the pawn at f4 with her bishop, but after Xiu captured said bishop with her bishop with a mocking smile on her face, Ugnė lost it.
"Patikrinti! Tu sušikti kalė [Check! You fucking bitch]!" she tearfully glared as she slammed her queen down on c5.
"Defaulting to Lithuanian, and blundering into mate. What an entertaining sight," Xiu thought as she moved her king to g3.
At this point, Ugnė just wanted to deliver checks, no matter how unreasonable they were, all so she could vent her frustrations at Xiu. But before she could get a word in after delivering a check in the form of capturing the pawn at h3 with her rook, Xiu captured said rook with her king.
"Aš dar nebaigiau! Patikrinti [I'm not done yet! Check]!" Ugnė shouted as she moved her queen to a3.
She was flailing around aimlessly at this point, and Xiu knew it, but she continued to provoke her by sticking her tongue out while moving her king to h4. But as Ugnė moved her queen to g3, delivering yet another check, Xiu let lose a malevolent smile before capturing said queen with her king.
The move not only deflated Ugnė's anger, replacing it with depression, but it also allowed Xiu to achieve a more stinging checkmate, so long as Ugnė didn't resign on the spot. But resign, Ugnė did not as pride demanded she at least make one final move, which ended up being pawn to b5.
"And you end it by sending your pawns running. Checkmate. Now lets bound and gag you for your little walk, my new bitch," Xiu snickered as she moved her bishop to h6, winning the game.
And with that, China had now officially beaten Lithuania 4-0, continuing their unbeaten streak.
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"And that's how it went," Xiu snickered as she yanked on her leash, dragging a bound and gagged Ugnė right onto Mimoko's lap.
Mimoko froze and began trembling as Ugnė lustfully gazed up at her. "Mmph ngh MMPH! Ngh mmph ngh mmph ngh mmph MMPH [You're so hot! Date me and shave your head BALD]!"
Mimoko's cheeks went red as she scowled and clamped her hand on Ugnė's head in order to shove her off her lap. Ugnė let out a moan as she tumbled down, while Mimoko blushed even harder while trying to free her face from the grip of Xiu's feet.
"Okaa-chan! Help me!"
"No shame, girl. If you're into girls, okaa-chan will support ya," Daria giggled.
The jibe was enough to give Mimoko the strength to free herself, or at the very least Xiu to decide to free her, allowing her to storm away in embarrassment.
The full game:
White: Xiu Mei-mo (2720) Black: Ugnė Šaulytė (2177)
1. e4 g6
2. d4 Bg7
3. Nc3 c6
4. f4 d5
5. e5 h5
6. h3 Nh6
7. Nf3 Nf5
8. Bd3 Ng3
9. Rg1 Bf5
10. Kf2 Bxd3
11. Qxd3 h4
12. Nxh4 Ne4+
13. Nxe4 dxe4
14. Qg3 Qxd4+
15. Be3 Qxb2
16. Rgb1 Qc3
17. Nxg6 fxg6
18. Qxg6+ Kf8
19. Qf5+ Ke8
20. Rd1 Na6
21. Qg5 Bh6
22. Qh5+ Kf8
23. Qf5+ Kg8
24. Qe6+ Kf8
25. Rd7 Re8
26. Qf5+ Kg8
27. Qg6+ Kf8
28. Rad1 Bxf4
29. Bxf4 Qc5+
30. Kg3 Rxh3+
31. Kxh3 Qa3+
32. Kh4 Qg3+
33. Kxg3 b5
34. Bh6#
Match score:
China: 4 Lithuania: 0
China wins 4-0
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