The troubles of talking about twins and triplets

"Welcome back! Now before we get to the main dish of listing off every DSPCM we know of that's competing here at the tournament, I first wanna focus on something fun; the number of twins we got competing!" Kisha grinned.

Images of various players flashed on screen as Kisha leaned back to get a better look.

"Now that's a roster and a half, even has some triplets mixed in. Let's start things out with the Utsugi twins of France. You've heard the drama, and probably know they got a beef with team Japan, mainly Iori. Speaking of Japan, Tenju's a twin, but sadly her twin sister Taira was killed during an incident with a rogue SPCM. Geh, I hope mentioning that incident doesn't land me in hot water with Maestro Himitsu again. I don't need another beef with her. But if you really want to talk about beefs, I hear tons of teams now have a beef with one of the twins from Brazil," Kisha stated as images of Inori and Ayane flashed on screen. "Inori's the good one, but Ayane's the mischievous one, who'll even go as far as posing as her own sister. I heard her miscief got so bad, entire teams nearly starved due to one of her stunts."

The images of Inori and Ayane vanished as images of Feliks and Paavo flashed on screen.

"Next up, we got the Sokk twins of Estonia. Those guys are more creepy than hot, and speaking of which, who better to tell us more about them than their sister, Onee Sokk!"

"ÕNNE Sokk. Kisha, I thought you had more journalistic integrity, unless, did Meelis tell you to say that!?" Õnne giddily asked.

"Um, no..."

"EY! You fuckin bitch, who said you could tattle on da reporter!? Suck my dick!" Meelis' voice rang out from Õnne's phone as Õnne blushed madly and began licking the screen.

Luckily, the phone screen was facing away from the cameras, but unfortunately, Õnne's behavior was still considered to inappropriate for the stream, resulting in the show taking a temporary break in order to start up a new stream that wouldn't get age-restricted.

"Well thanks a lot, Õnne. Didn't need you to demonetize us," Kisha growled.

"Ewetube's CEO, Harumi Ginkawa doesn't believe in demonetizing echi though," Õnne frowned.

"What you just did is practically porn, which IS content restricted."

"But not demonetized, you just gotta sign-in and confirm you're old enough to watch it."

"Õnne, table now. I'm so pissed off I feel like schooling you in some chess."

"Alright, but how about we make it a 3-check game. That way I can get out of here and on my date faster," Õnne blushed as she stared at her phone.

Kisha angrily clicked her tongue and slammed the physical chessboard that had been used in her game against Daria down on the table, setting up the pieces in their normal starting positions.

"Alright, you go first," Kisha glared.

"Don't mind if I do," Õnne smiled as she set her phone down before moving her pawn to e4.

Kisha followed up by moving her pawn to e5, but then Õnne moved her king to e2.

"Mocking me!? Well too bad, you said this is 3-check so two more checks and it's over," Kisha smirked as she moved her queen to h4.

"Counting your checks before they hatch now," Õnne chuckled as she moved her pawn to f3.

Kisha hesitated before a malicious smile formed on her face as she moved her bishop to c5. Õnne saw through the plan though and moved her pawn to f3, causing the scowl to return to Kisha's face.

"Ugh, fine! Check!" Kisha growled as she captured the pawn at e4 with her queen.

"NOW it's only two checks to go for me," Õnne mockingly smirked as she captured the queen at e4 with her f-pawn.

Kisha gritted her teeth in fury and moved her pawn to d6, yet greater frustration found it's way to her face as Õnne moved her king back to e1.

"Oh would you- Wait, this is good! Check!" Kisha triumphantly smiled as she moved her bishop to f2, prompting Õnne to capture it with her king. "Oh thanks for capturing that. Now one more check, and it's my victory," she squealed as she moved her knight to f6.

"Nope, mate in 4," Õnne declared as she moved her king to e1.

"'Mate in 4'? It's 3-check, dummy," Kisha scoffed as she captured the pawn at e4 with her knight.

"Nope, mate in 4, now 3, check!" Õnne smirked as she moved her bishop to b5.

Kisha cowled, and instinctively moved her pawn to c6, a normal move in normal chess. But in this particular scenario in 3-check, the move spelled her doom.

Õnne instantly captured the pawn at c6 with her bishop, delivering another check, and prompting Kisha to capture said bishop with her knight. Then came queen to f3, and all color vanished from Kisha's face.

"Oh no. Where do I move!? I leave things be, she'll capture the pawn and get three checks, but if I block with the knight, she'll take the kniht and win the game! Castling doesn't get me far enough away either, and I can't deliver a winning check! Ugh... Ah! What if I block with the bishop- no, she'll take it, and then I'm completely screwed as my knight won't make it in time to deliver the winning check. Hmm... Guess moving the pawn is the only choice," Kisha thought as she moved her pawn to e6.

"And that's checkmate. You lose, now strip and suck Meelis' dick," Õnne snickered as she moved her queen to h5, winning the game.

Kisha sat in shock for a few seconds with her jaw hung open before regaining her composure. "Like hell I am! Now get out! Interview's over!"

"Wow, are you always this bossy off-air?"

"I'm in a bad mood, so go!"

"Why? This was a great game."

"No it wasn't. Though I guess I'm glad we went off air for it."

"Maybe on your stream, but not mine!" Õnne maliciously grinned as she turned her phone around.

Kisha's eyes widened with horror as she saw what was on Õnne' screen. "Y- You were recording the whole time!?"

"Yup, bet you thought Meelis was just there on screen, but Onee-chan's smarter than that. Whelp, guess I'll let chat be the judge and jury on whether you need to strip naked and kiss my phone screen," One snickered as she sat back down on the couch and crossed her legs.

Kisha trembled as she turned to the camera crew, but upon noticing Raymond hovering in the background, began taking off her clothes.

The full game:

White: Õnne Sokk (2338) Black: Kisha Shinbun (2024)

1. e4 e5

2. Ke2 Qh4

3. f3 Bc5

4. g3 Qxe4+

5. fxe4 d6

6. Ke1 Bf2+

7. Kxf2 Nf6

8. Ke1 Nxe4

9. Bb5+ c6

10. Bxc6+ Nxc6

11. Qf3 f6

12. Qh5#