Chapter 5:

The Fifth! Yuila Panglima, The Rich Girl. (Narcissist Princess)

7 Little Bitchies


Let me tell you...
"OIIII!"
What the...?
"WANT TO HEAR MY STORY WITH MY PRINCE, UTA?"
Yui, how did you...?
"WELL, LET'S GET STARTING THEN!"

"YOU SEE, I WAS... WOW..."
Get her out of here. How the fuck does she get into my recording room?

...

Anyway, so, yeah. Yuila Panglima. That was her name. One of, if not the most annoying girl ever. She was my junior. You know it's about to get wild when you hear that.

So, here is the story.
"Uwaaa, I don't want to go! Stop bullying me!" That was her... just finished her ride... in the electric car on the mall. Back then, I had no idea who she was; I just knew that she was the kid of a massive company in my city.

"Shut up, old hag, I can shut your business in a second if you don't allow me to ride it again!"
The clerk was obviously scared, but I could only watch from afar. I didn't have the guts of steel to help the man.
"But, young miss, the queue is getting longer. I can't possibly give you another ride."
"SHUT UP. I WANT MY RIDE."
I was so annoyed by her high-pitched voice. Like, my god, I could hear her from inside a freaking restaurant.

"Uta, why are you so fixated on that girl's voice?" I was brought back from reverie by Meli, who was currently having lunch with me.
"Sorry, Meli, it's just too distracting to ignore. She is screaming for nearly five minutes straight. How could I ignore it?"
I might've slightly annoyed Meli by saying that.
"HOW? We are having lunch..." Though unequivocal, she was still a bit shy to admit she fell for me: "You should've just focused on me." That was her saying it in a voice as low as possible. She thought I didn't hear it? Well, I did.

"HEY. STOP! WHY AM I THE ONE WHO GOT SHOVED?! LET ME GO!"
I heard her voice getting bigger, so I looked at the window to see what was happening.
"THIS IS NOT HOW SECURITY GUARDS WORK. HELP! I'M GETTING ABUSE!"
My mood is getting worse and worse, so I asked Meli, "Hey, could we change places? This is getting annoying."
Meli looked at the window to see the crying teen too, and she said, "Yeah, you're right. Let's leave."

As we both went out, the girl bumped into both of us. She was deliberately doing it by the way, to get our attention.
"Hey! Lovey dovey! You look like enjoying life too much! Give me peace and break up. I give you one million rupiah if you are broken up right now in front of me."
No, you were not hearing that wrong; that was exactly what she said.
"What? Bitch, who are you to say that?" Meli got heated up.
"Yeah, we aren't even going out. We're just best friends. That's all!"

And that, my friend, is how you make both girls mad at you.
"WHAT? You're not going out? How come you're so close?" That girl was shocked, and her eyes widened.
"Uta, why did you say that?!" Meli said it while jokingly punching me.
First, I replied to Meli, "Because we are, aren't we?" Then, without wanting to hear Meli's response, I quickly replied to the girl, "Yes, it's just a thing. My friend... is very close to me. It's just one of those lover-like friends."
After that, I gave some advice to the girl because I just had to, "And please, stop bribing people with money. You'll realize it sooner that everything can't be bought with money."

She didn't take that lightly and mock me, "What the hell? You trying to look down on me?"
Well, technically, I had to look down to talk with you, but I couldn't just say that, could I? "We had to look down to talk to you, so yeah", God damn it, Meli.
"I had enough of you two. I call the police."
In a regular scenario, I wouldn't be scared because when did cops ever respond to a minor problem like this without getting paid, but we were talking about this rich bitch, so I was scared.

Without hesitation, Meli said, "I'll be taking that!" and swooped her phone.
"Hey!"
Meli immediately stopped the phone from calling the cops. I was so surprised by how bold she was that day, and so I whispered to her, "You look rather bold today. Usually, you're curled up behind me. What happened?"
She was surprised as well, but then she said, "I guess this girl really got on my nerves."

"Hey! Don't ignore me and give back my phone", she yelled at Meli while desperately trying to reach her phone.
"No! Apologized first", great comeback, Meli. That was so solid. (That was sarcasm.)
"Ugh, fine!" Instead of apologizing, she ran far from us.
"What is she going?" Meli asked.
"It's our chance! Leave her phone and let's run from here!"

Then we left the mall in a hurry and reached the bus station.
I said to Meli, "Are you sure you don't want me to come with you?"
Meli responded, "Yeah, I'm not in the mood right now. You can still reach your house on foot, right? Save some money and get fit. Bye, Uta."
And that's our last conversation before the Bus door closed upon our faces.
"Huff. What a wild day today", oh brother, how could I be so wrong.

"Hey, you!" I heard a deep, bulky voice coming from my left ear. I looked to my left and was shocked upon seeing.
"You dare mock me! Let's see if you can beat this dude!" I couldn't believe it. She actually paid a freaking thug.
"What? Why the fuck?"
"I am done getting bullied today! Just destroy him, Tobi!"
The man charged at me, and I dodged it. After seeing the impact that he was causing, my jaw dropped to the floor.

"Hah! How do you like that?"
Without thinking much, I ran towards her and carried her like a princess.
"HEY! WHAT THE HELL? ARE YOU TRYING TO KIDNAP ME?"
"NO, YOU PSYCHO. THAT'S A THUG! YOU PAID HIM TO KILL ME?"
"WHAT IF I AM TRYING TO."
"YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND. HE MIGHT VERY WELL KILL YOU TOO. DID YOU EVEN SEE HOW HE BROKE THAT WALL WITH HIS HEAD? THE DEBRIS FLEW EVERYWHERE."
"I DON'T CARE!"
"YOU SHOULD CARE! YOU ARE TRYING TO COMMIT... UWAAA" I tripped.

"Fuck. Stupid pebbles", I was trying to recover myself. Then I backed up again and ran toward the girl whom I threw at an old, unused mattress upon tripping over a pebble.
"Are you okay?" I saw her in pure shock. Like literally. She became a stone and didn't even answer me.
"I'm guessing you are alright. Now, you please..." Before I finished my sentence, I got interrupted by her.
"What's your name, school, and grade?"
"Huh? In this dire situation? Like, right now?"
She threw money at me and asked me again, "Just answer me."

I sighed and said, "Utama Karakata. People call me Uta. I'm a student of Mawaria Middle School, and I'm an eighth grader."
Her eyes sparkled. Why the fuck did her eyes sparkle? No way, right? Well...
"Now I wanted to know, why you threw me onto this mattress?"
"The closest safe landing I could find."
"Why did you save me?"
"That's what a normal human would do."

She came back to her senses, stood up, and threw me even more money.
"Hey, the heck?! Didn't I say you can't buy all things with money? Why are you bribing me?"
She came close to me and said, "I have never been saved like that in my life. You are like a prince charming. Always think about his princess first."
"Huh? I don't even know you!"
She quickly took my right hand and shook it, "I am Yuila Panglima, nice to meet you. No, wait. Thanks for enlightening me, my prince."

... That happened. Yes, that happened.
Soon after that incident, she transferred to my school as my junior. She wasn't even trying to hide her feelings. Shouted at me with, "MY PRINCE".
It was so cringe hearing it. I couldn't bear the embarrassment. This narcissist princess brat was the pain in my back. I was so sure that was all for my harem, but no, it doesn't. It's still growing.

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