The Last Two! Gina Kaenam and Hanakari Tujuhkanna, The Blue and The Red. (Idiot Sandwiches)

Let me tell you a story!
A story about a war between nations. The blue-haired girl and the red-haired girl.
They were always in a fight whenever I walked by the park. It was hardly ever a huge deal. The other day, I heard them arguing about husbando. The other day, they were arguing about K-pop. It's just nonsense. Oh, and by the way, I was on holiday. I was training myself before another one-on-one with Rei, the muscle brain.

The fateful day had come, I, once again, walked by the park where they were always arguing. And believe it or not, the topic was me.
"Oh, fuck off, Hana. He is always walking by here. Are you blind?"
"No, you dumbass, that was a different guy. Aren't you ashamed that he is not the guy, Gina?"
They blocked my path.
"Hey, eh... sorry for interrupting, but I don't really want to be the third wheel here. So, may I pass by?"

Gina and Hana stared at me with an eminent aura.
"Sorry, are you guys hearing me?" Nope, they absolutely ignoring me, but also not.
"His voice is the same. You are the one delusional here, Hana."
"What? No way, his voice definitely a little bit higher than the usual. He is not the guy."
Oh lord, I couldn't bear this.

"Look, ladies. Could you two stop arguing for a second and look around? You two are always making a scene. Looked at how empty this park is because of you two."
Gina and Hana looked around.
Gina said, "Hmm, you're right. How..."
But then, Hana interrupted Gina and started arguing again, "This is Saturday morning. I'm sure the people who usually are here are not morning people."
"All? Are you an idiot? There is no way, all people here are night owls."

Well, fuck, I just made it worse.
"HUH? That could well be it. You, longneck!"
"What did you call me flat chest!?"
I was about to leave because it was slowly making my head pinging, but "You're staying here and helping me go through this thick skull head", both of them stopped me from going anywhere.

Here is some advice. Never, I mean that, NEVER EVER, engage with temper girls like this. It was never a good idea.
"Can you two please just stop? Seriously, what's the problem?" But past-me didn't know that and engaged with their problem anyway.
"This red hair always gives me the nerves. I hate her guts!"
"Huh? You, blue-haired, are the one who always gets on people's nerves. Just go fuck yourself."

And it continued. Again. And again. And again.

I had had enough of it, so I screamed, "COULD THE TWO OF YOU JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!"
The two hugged each other out of fear, then I continued, "You! Blue-haired. You know what your problem is?"
"My name is Gina."
"I don't care! Your problem was that you shared nothing burger with the red-haired chick. Your problem is your problem, you don't need to share everything with this girl..."
"I have a name, fuckboy. It's Hana. And did you just call me?"
"And you! You just can't conclude your point and go your merry way, do you? What freak are you? Twitter freak?"

The two stared at me like I was the freaky one. I continued, "Now I want you two to give me your right hand."
The two blush, I said, "I said your right hand, now!"
They both gave their right hand shyly to both of my hands. Then I made them grab each other's hands and shake them.
"There! Now say I'm sorry."
Both of them said simultaneously, "What?"
With anger, I said, "SAY SORRY!"

They said it shyly and in a low voice, "So... sorry."
"Good! Now move along and stop disturbing this park's peace."
Then they went on their merry way.
"Huff. I'm glad that's over. Hopefully they don't come back", Me and my big mouth.

"You never tell me your name. I'm sorry about yesterday", that was Gina.
"What's your favorite meal? Let me treat you to lunch because you have helped break our fight", and that was Hana.
They were in the middle of a fight to win me over. At the time, they grabbed my hands and tried to pull me toward their side.

"Why can you two just stop fighting?"
"What do you mean? We're not fighting."
"Yeah, we're in a good term. Right, GINA." You clearly not hiding it, Hana.
"That's true, HANA." Yeah, both of them are still fighting.

"And also, could the two of you stop clinging onto me? I'm in the middle of my training here."
The two had their eyes sparkling.
"Uwaa, you train? Could you show me your abs?" What the hell, Gina?
"Ah, show me too. Show me too." The heck, Hana?
They both stretched my hand, and I could feel my bones being stretched.

"Oi, oi, oi. Stop stretching my arms. My body is not a toy. Stop it!"
"Uta?" I should've just forced them to let me go, but I let them do it until Meli came.
"Uta? I..." No, Meli! Come on, girl, use your voice properly, "...who are they?"
Her voice was so much lower than she usually does, but somehow I could still hear it.

"Heh? Who are you?" Gina, no.
"Uta? Was that this guy's name? That's... kind of lame", Hana... what the hell?
"Hey, don't listen to Hana. Your name is great!" No, Gina, stop.
"That's not your full name, is it? What is it then? Come on, tell us!" No, please, you two.
"Stop it, Hana. Look at his face! He's red!" Oh, god, please.
"For a man, you sure are very easy to tease." Meli, please don't go berserk.

I looked at Meli's direction. I was surprised. She was frozen in place, her face a picture of embarrassment.
"... Stop... that", MELI SPEAKS LOUDER.
I didn't know if Gina and Hana could hear her, but I was so sure I was the only one hearing it.

I thought that was enough. Not only did Meli not go berserk mode, but she also froze in place. She was just there like her usual self whenever we were alone. So, I broke their clench and ran to Meli.
With confidence, I said, "I'm sorry, Meli. Let's leave! They won't be bothering me again. I'll treat you to lunch, okay."

"Wait?! You have a girlfriend?! That was her?" Gina shouted.
"No way! I thought you were single", Hana shouted.
Before I replied, Meli finally spoke with her all might, "NO! He is just... My best friend", but also hugged me tight. Made up your mind, Meli. I thought you liked me. I was so sure I was the one who needed to correct it.

"Oh, then would you be so kind tell me how Uta is? When is his birthday?" Jesus, Gina. Why are you always so straightforward?
"If you're his best friend, then why are you hugging him?" Oh, Lord, Hana. Why are you 
"You two were the ones making this hard for me to think. This thing wouldn't have happened if that muscle-brain, Railey, hadn't asked him to do one-on-one. This wouldn't have happened if he hadn't moved and met Nana. This wouldn't have happened if he had stayed with me instead of asking for a tutor from that maso-genius senior, Kak Prici. This wouldn't have happened if I had accepted his offer to walk me home, and never met with that narcissist princess brat."

... I didn't remember she said that.

"AND this wouldn't have happened if you just accepted me as your girlfriend! Now, look what you did, Uta! Six girls after you! What are you gonna do?"

... Seriously, I didn't remember this happening.

"Eh... girl, I think your boy..."
*Bruk*
Oh, yeah. Now I remember, I pushed myself too hard and fainted.

I ended up in the hospital with all seven girls waiting for me. I couldn't believe that, but they were sitting in front of my bed.
I heard Gina and Hana will be transferred to my school next month. I also heard that they are mocking each other about why they are the perfect girlfriend for me. Meli came up to me once in a while, and I could just feel her aura whenever that happened.
I even heard her say, "I wish I were that confident from the start. You didn't hear my proposal, did you, Uta?"
Apparently, I did. I just remember it now while I'm doing this storytelling.

So, yeah, that's it then. Seven bitchies in my hands. Yeay. I'm very, very, very, very happy they were here with me. Yay, so exciting.