Now you know my story. (Epilogue)

I hope you enjoy what you read here; it is so much fun sharing these abominable stories of my life. And I hope you're not experiencing it too.

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What? You want to be in my place? Are you insane? These girls are not worth your time. You're better off without them. You understand how difficult these girls are to pursue; they just wanted your dick, man.

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What? You want that?
Hell, nah man. You are crazy.
Wait... I mean, we could swap places if you want to.
I'm not too sure how.

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Do you want to chat with me for a bit?
Like, share your love story with me.

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What? You don't have any? Oh, poor you.

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Wait. How about this!
Don't tell me your story. Tell me your fanfic about yourself in my shoes.
I'm sure that would be fun.
Anyway, I'll probably have to leave now. Wouldn't want the seven going nuts over each other again. See you around!

~FIN~
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