My Toaster Turned into what?!

When I woke up in the morning I went with my usual routine, I woke up, took a shower, brushed my teeth, and then I go and eat some eggs and toast, but today changed that, when I got to the kitchen their it stood, my toaster, it was probably about 6'7, it had large buff arms and torso along with large buff legs, but its head was a toaster, somehow it had a American flag speedo but I never owned one so that was probably the most confusing part.

"W-what the @#$%?!" I yell out, quickly backing out of the kitchen falling onto the ground as the large toaster man walks towards me, reaching down his hand to lift me up, still a bit confused and to say the least terrified, I decide to stay on the ground as I slowly keep backing away, then It stands straight up as two perfect pieces of toast pop out of its head, it grabs them and crouches down handing them to me handing them to me, when I grab them little dark spots spell out words I get even more confused when I read it. "Dont be scared UWU" The left piece read, as I looked at the right one I read it to. "Im a nice toaster :P" I read my jaw practically on the floor as I look up to see him holding up piece signs like you'd see a anime girl do, at this point I don't know whether to be confused or terrified as it reaches its large hand out to me again, but this time I decide to grab it as I'm pulled up by the toaster, actually standing so close I felt so tiny, I'm 5'6 but felt tiny compared to this 6'7 giant.

I led him over to a chair at a table as I sat along with him, he still looked massive, even when compared to the table, "W-what happened, h-how did you grow arms and legs a-and how did you get a speedo?" I asked mostly concerned about the speedo now, yet again it stood straight up and one perfectly cooked toast came out with messages on it as he sat back down handing it to me, so I read it "I don't know hehe." I looked at it shoked as I rested my head on the table in my arms, the gloom pretty much able to be seen above me.

Getting up I walked over and started cooking my self some eggs to eat, perfectly cooking them as it stood up watching behind me "Can it even see?" I thought to myself not able to see any eyes in it "And whats with the speedo?!" My interest only growing about where it came from, after finishing my sunny side up eggs I walked back to the table sitting down and eating using the bread he made, another thought coming to mind, "Where did the toast come from?" I ask directly to it, but instead of toast with a message I just got a shoulder shrug to tell me that it didn't know either, finishing my food I left slamming the door behind me and heading to work.

After work when I got home I found it sitting on my couch watching TV, sitting on the couch a little to the side I started watching to, after a while I lost track of time falling asleep as we watched TV in silence.

When I woke up again I had almost thought I was a dream until I realized I had woken up on the couch and a blanket had covered me up, looking around I didn't see it until I went in the kitchen, their he was again, "Hey, do you like have a name?" I asked but he didn't respond as if he was focused on something when I look over I see that he's actually making dinner but somehow I hadn't noticed, sitting down I waited, after a little bit he finally turned around doing a quick jump as if he was scared dropping the food but he ended up catching them with his large feet putting the food on the table he he leaned against the table trying to show me how surprised he was, when I looked at the food it was eggs, bacon, toast and sausage, "Ooh, breakfast for dinner thank you." I said smiling at it, "Before we start eating their is something I wanted to know do you have like a name?" I ask looking at it, as it stood straight up and handed another piece of toast that just read "Nope" "You didn't need to make toast you could have just shook your head." I say to it, starting to eat as he puts the food into his toast slot, I am concerned but decide not to ask him anything about it, instead just enjoying the food.

Later that day it had started a heavy down pour with thunder and lightning in the distance, as that happens were sitting on the couch watching TV when the power goes out and suddenly I feel a very heavy weight jump onto me, the very buff toaster had jumped into this weak lap of mine and started to hold onto me for dear life "I-I can't breathe P-please let me go." I say and luckily he does, letting go of me covering the front of Its head where is face would be if he had one with his hands as if he was embarrassed so I sat a little closer to try and wait out the storm patting on its very large back, after a few hours the storm finally breaks and the power returns as I sit with the giant toaster, looking him up and down again I look at him again, "Whats up with the speedo why won't you answer me?" He said but the toaster quickly got up and started quickly walking away, "H-hey I just wanna know!" I yell out to him as I quickly following behind breaking down laughing, as it walks over and hands me another fresh piece of toast that shows a laughing emoji, that making me laugh in itself as we walk over to the couch and sit back down to watch TV.