Chapter 4:

Welcome to The Gayborhood

Menards Clash


[Jonah] : "Use whatever petty tricks you like, this battle will end in your defeat anyways."

Jonah exuded confidence in his response as he cracked his knuckles. The snap of each joint pierced the silent echo that surrounded the Gayborhood. 

Whether his decision to initiate combat in such a situation was one of confidence or ignorance was unknown, but those who had faced him before would all agree that it was the former. 

In response to his flamboyant display, Bonquifa smiled gently and summoned a geometrically complex white magical array behind him. The diameter of the array was about the length of Bonquifa's wingspan, and it turned at an ominously slow pace.

The Gaybourhood - the domain that Bonquifa Scarlocke created and had presumably control over. Currently,  Jonah was trapped in this place, much to his annoyance, and desired to leave the moment he entered. 

Most in Jonah's situation would have succumbed to despair in this situation, however he was left unfazed. This would be less surprising when revealed that his thorough training for the Menards Academy Clash also covered various combat forms. The one he currently faced, a domain style technique that he learned about while reading a manga called Jujustu Kai - wait can I say that? Probably not? Oh, okay. Moving on. 

[Bonquifa] : "Let's see if that confidence is still there when you realize the overwhelming gap in our strength. I'll even give you the first shot to speed things up, here!"

Bonquifa finally began to speak and commanded Jonah to attack him. Jonah obliged, as he was going to attack him either way. He jumped to Bonquifa's height in the air and, gave him a right hook to his face to which Bonquifa accepted with a strange, almost masochistic, expression. The two remained in the air, but something was terribly wrong. Bonquifa had seemingly taken no damage from Jonah's attack.

It was in this moment that Jonah had realized what he was truly dealing with. An unbreakable wall stood before him unfazed by the same punch that had put thousands before him to the ground. -- To be honest, Jonah had noticed something felt off in the Gaybourhood, but chose to ignore it. 

Bonquifa: [Don't feel too bad now, nobody has ever managed to make me feel the sweet gift of pain here. Anyways, let's just finish things up now, I'm starting to get bored.] 

For some reason, Bonquifa decided to give Jonah words of encouragement after his surprisingly weak display. In disappointment, and boredom, Bonquifa's demeanor changed as he prepared to strike back. As he spoke, the magic array behind him began to spin faster. 

Jonah: [!!!]

In an instant... no... it was so fast one would say it was the instant of an instant... Jonah received a devastating blow to his ribs and flew hundreds of meters away and disappeared into the gray fog that encompassed this domain. 

Jonah: [There's no way that punch did absolutely nothing to him, something must be goi- Agh!]

Jonah slowly got up from where he landed and began to express his disbelief over what had just occurred, but was interrupted mid sentence as a spike of pain emerged from his ribs, forcing him to cough up blood. In response to his blood also staining his shirt, he removed it. 

Jonah: [W-What?! What is this feeling?]

Bonquifa: [No! How did he figure it out?1]

As Jonah removed his shirt, he felt an instant shift in his physical capabilities. Bonquifa, both surprised and angered by his decision for some odd reason, changed his cocky facial expression into a sour one and exclaimed his disbelief. 

Bonquifa: [Somehow, it seems you figured it out... That wearing clothes in the Gaybourhood weakens your abilities... But removing them have the opposite effect and strengthens them instead!]

Bonquifa's hand had been revealed, albeit by pure chance, so he made the decision to explain the rest to Jonah. 

Jonah: [I see... It's no wonder that my punch had no affect on him earlier. Well then --] 

Jonah began to reflect on the effect that the Gaybourhood domain had on him. After some calculating, he estimated that having his full set of clothes on hindered his physical abilities by 80%, but removing his T-Shirt brought it down to 60%. After coming to this realization, he began to remove all of his clothing, until he was completely naked bringing him to 150% strength! 

Bonquifa was in disbelief from Jonah's lighting fast adaptation, and unfamiliar with facing against such an opponent, could only let out a cry of desperation.

Bonquifa: [W-Wait! Just what do you think you- Argh!]

Jonah: [You're wide open!]

Jonah: [11% Off Backshots!]

Then, in what appeared to be the blink of an eye, Jonah jumped behind him and interrupted his pathetic display. He thrusted his hips at the magical array, and swiftly broke it apart like glass. This new technique of Jonah's proved to be far too overwhelming for Bonquifa. 

As the magical array began to vanish, the Gaybourhood began to be crumble along with it. 

Bonquifa had never faced such an opponent before. In fact, this was the first time he had faced defeat. Whereas his previous opponents succumbed to his trickery, Jonah had punched his way though the unbreakable wall with his iron will, going so far as to become naked to achieve victory. 

Jonah : [My cock is the cock that will pierce the dimensions!] 

Jonah jumped to towards Bonquifa as he shouted his battle cry and punched him in his face, and much unlike his first attempt, he brought devastation to Bonquifa's face. As the Gaybourhood disappeared and the two returned to the arena where they left before Jonah was transported, Bonquifa's fighting spirit went along with it. 

Announcer: [Bonquifa has been defeated! The victor is Jonah!] 

And, as with every single victory he achieved before, the crowd erupted. Jonah, stark naked, looked down towards the ground and raised his fist to the sky, similar to the pose All Might gave in My Hero Academica Season 3 Episo- Oh shit, can't say that either. 

He gave a soft smile as he reached the next step towards his goal of becoming the strongest in Japan. 




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