my magic isn't what I hoped it to be

Just recently I had awakened to my power 'scales' and after overusing it, I fell unconscious.

As I awoke, I was on my king-size bed in my bedroom with 2 slaves looking over me.

Now it had turned out that our household didn't have maids or anything like that but in fact slaves.

I didn't actually mind it because it reminded me of how amazing I was as I could order them around

"Miss, He's gained consciousness" One of the slaves hurriedly said after running out of the room.

My mother quickly dashed up the stairs and into my room

"Oh, good. You're awake.. now this might come as quite a shock to you, put it turns out your magic isn't actually scales."

I was overjoyed after I head those lines from my mother, It definitely meant I had a power cooler than scales that could be shot off from my body.

"Then what is it?" I asked in glee

"Well, its actually that you can grow fingernails out of your body at any time and shoot them off."

What.

What.

What the fuck did that bitch just spurt??

no.no.no.no.no.no.no

That can't be right

I'm to perfect to have such a disgusting power

That's not right

"I know you seem to be quite shocked but its the truth, I carefully examined them after they shot off from your body, there's no mistake. I'm sorry Brynjar"

Carefully examined? DONT FUCK WITH ME.

ARE THOSE BITCHES EYES NOT WORKING LIKE HER BRAIN?

shit. I need to calm down or I might accidentally spurt what I'm thinking out loud and ruin my perfect image.

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OHHHHHHHHHH I'VE GOT IT!

my power is so amazing that no one could possibly understand it and they would mistake it for fingernails.  [lies]

Ah. That makes sense.

Fine I'll go along with it for now.

"I don't mind, It's still a good ability!"

if they cant really understand my ability, then I'll just accept it and move on. its not like its their fault for not understanding the clear overwhelming ability hidden within my power.

"Is that so, well, just don't get disheartened by it okay? Its not something you need to worry about and I'm sure it will grow into a great ability."

Well no shit you blind bitch.

"well I have to go help your father with some work so I'll come check on you later, Okay?"

Can you like not come check in on me later please?

"Okay".

"Get out of the room as well, slaves." my mother stated, clearly in a worse tone than when she was talking to me.

My father is quite often busy with his work and doesn't have time to speak to his family, which is why I hardly ever see him

But for some reason he lets that bitch help with his work, which doesn't make sense

wouldn't she just make everything go wrong?

But anyway it seems he works by helping supervise the borders by putting workers there and he needs to inform other people if somethings wrong

something like that anyway

I'm not really interested in his work because it seems quite boring anyway.

But for now, I guess I'll work on improving the ability of my new found soon to be god killing power!